# Wowee, woman drops her kid off STARK NAKED **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324 "2004-06-02T20:48:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/21 "2004-06-02T22:48:28Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Wait, is that I’m hardly **harmless** …or hardly that was **harmless**? > 😛 😕 WTF did you just say? You claim that you’re mostly harmless. Perhaps I should’ve said “Harmless, not hardly” anyone that’ll post that many pussy shots on the internet has gotta have a wild streak. I really liked the video. Does the sound work? Do you groom it yourself or do you have it done professionally. Lastly, just exactly how wild are we talking about? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/22 "2004-06-02T22:54:05Z")
Yeah, that was pretty much how I felt after typing it, too. 😛 Hhhmmm…used to. Something else to fix. Thanks. It was just my baby boy talking. And I think you know the answers to the rest. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/23 "2004-06-02T23:21:27Z")
**Snakespirit, Encinitas and Cher3** I had the same thought too (about the kid being stark naked). Of course I _had_ to click on the link just to make sure. 😃 And then I thought maybe her “kid” was one of those uninhibited nudist high school cheerleaders that you’ve heard so much about. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/24 "2004-06-02T23:25:28Z")
> [@P\_T\_](#): > > :eek: Quick, where do you live? His location says :“San Jose, California”. \Do you know the way to San Jose…\ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/25 "2004-06-02T23:54:40Z")
> [@Encinitas](#): > > OK, am I the only one who thought it was the kid who was STARK NAKED? Nope. I thought the thread was going to be about child abuse or neglect. This is why our teachers warned us about misplaced modifiers. Something was actually useful in english class… who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/26 "2004-06-03T00:59:42Z")
Were there tinted windows…? I looked through the NYS driving manual on-line and it didn’t mention anything about driving with bare feet…but I don’t see how the laws against indecent exposure don’t apply because you’re in a car, especially outside a school, so she could still get busted. Hee hee, I said BUSTed!! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/27 "2004-06-03T01:14:21Z")
So. Did the rug and the curtains match? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/28 "2004-06-03T01:14:53Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > The other day a woman got on the train wearing a white blouse, a brown, above the knee skirt and some sort of shoes. What - no socks?!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/29 "2004-06-03T02:39:15Z")
Just Courtney Love, again? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/30 "2004-06-03T03:03:21Z")
Yeah, I was pretty much in the camp of people imagining a woman hollering to her kid, “If you’re not dressed in five minutes, I’ll drop you off at school **STARK NAKED**!” But now that I’m seeing the same mental image as y’all, I’m hoping that kid is slow getting his mom dressed tomorrow too. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/31 "2004-06-03T05:24:57Z")
> [@Little Bo Peep](#): > > Hope her minivan wasn’t a rental… :eek: I’m wondering about the upholstery, too. Specifically, what type of upholstery did she have. Fabric, leather, or vinyl? Ja know what sound leather upholstery makes when on separating from nekkid booty whats just dropped her spawn off for a solid six hours? Just a quiet little “milf.” ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/32 "2004-06-03T06:43:25Z")
> [@Thaumaturge](#): > > Sex and nakedness bad, very bad. The human body is the epitome of evil, and should be hidden at all costs. But at least you have the religious right to fight that view - they’ll all be looking forward to the second coming when we all get returned to the garden of Eden. What? ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/33 "2004-06-03T06:54:39Z")
I don’t imagine anyone would think it was funny if some nude man was dropping kids off. Marc ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/34 "2004-06-03T07:42:38Z")
How old is the kid? Once, way back in the day, my mom went out to the car wearing a skirt, full slip, and blazer, but no blouse. I waited and waited, and finally piped up, “Mom…haven’t you forgotten something?” :eek: So I’m wondering what the kid thought of this. And if it’s the first time. And if there might be some kind of mental health issue. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/35 "2004-06-03T10:14:34Z")
Someone NAKED? The kids will be scared for life! Oh, and I was one of those who though the _kid_ was naked. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/36 "2004-06-03T10:40:01Z")
Wow, jeez- how old was the kid? I was going to say I’d have been humiliated, but I’m trying like hell to avoid imagining this. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/37 "2004-06-03T10:48:01Z")
One question, how did you know she was naked? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/38 "2004-06-03T12:29:58Z")
This [man](http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1120&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040602%2F2240021066.htm&sc=1120) need to get together. > [@](#): > > Naked Man Arrested Bathing in Car Wash > WOODSTOCK, Ontario (AP) - A 39-year-old man was arrested after stripping off his clothes and entering a car wash for an impromptu shower. Police say a cab stopped to fill up at a gas station about 10 p.m. Tuesday when the passenger from Thamesford, Ontario, got out and decided to have a wash before going home, the Woodstock Sentinel-Review reported. The man’s name wasn’t released. > > Police found the man naked and intoxicated. > > He has been charged with being intoxicated in a public place. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/39 "2004-06-03T13:03:56Z")
Was she sitting on a towel? If the seats were vinyl, then I certainly HOPE she was! ow Ow OW! ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/40 "2004-06-03T13:26:43Z")
I have a leather recliner at home. One of my favorite activities is to sit on the chair naked and get up after a little while. I just love that feeling and sound. Why yes, I am single and live alone, why do you ask? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324.md?page=3)