# Wowee, woman drops her kid off STARK NAKED **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324 "2004-06-02T20:48:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/41 "2004-06-03T13:27:44Z")
[QUOTE=Incubus] This morning at my crossing guard shift I was rather startled to see that the woman who pulled up to the curb in her minivan (to drop her son off at school) was _stark naked_ :eek: [QUOTE] This reminds me of some of the childhood stories of a friend of mine…Apparently, some kids have moral objections to clothing. _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/42 "2004-06-03T13:28:53Z")
> [@Encinitas](#): > > OK, am I the only one who thought it was the kid who was STARK NAKED? No, I thought she meant the young’un was the naked one, too. Hrm…so, which is it? _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/43 "2004-06-03T13:46:12Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > I have a leather recliner at home. One of my favorite activities is to sit on the chair naked and get up after a little while. I just love that feeling and sound. > > Why yes, I am single and live alone, why do you ask? No reason. Everyone should have a hobby. Except the guy at the gym who follows my wife around and sniffs the equipment after she uses it. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/44 "2004-06-03T14:26:00Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > This [man](http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1120&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040602%2F2240021066.htm&sc=1120) need to get together. I wonder… if he was not drunk, what would they have charged him with? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/45 "2004-06-03T14:53:50Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Except the guy at the gym who follows my wife around and sniffs the equipment after she uses it. That is seriously WRONG! I am completely icked out by that ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/46 "2004-06-03T15:10:04Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I live in NYC. > > The other day a woman got on the train wearing a white blouse, a brown, above the knee skirt and some sort of shoes. > > Through her white shirt in the florescent light I could plainly see she was not wearing a bra and when she sat down across from me and crossed her legs and one stop later uncrossed her legs and got up, I could plaing see that she wasn’t wearing underpants. > > I love NY. My town is sooooo boring. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/47 "2004-06-03T15:23:41Z")
> [@MGibson](#): > > I don’t imagine anyone would think it was funny if some nude man was dropping kids off. > > Marc How would one tell w/o walking over to the car and looking down? ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/48 "2004-06-03T15:31:28Z")
She was driving a minivan, which had a large windshield. Since I keep an eye on traffic, I’m naturally following cars and watching drivers (usually to anticipate anything stupid they plan on doing). When the minivan approached, at first I thought, “huh, that woman’s shirt looks rather flesh-colored” then as it got closer I was thinking, “wow I can see her boobs from here!” The minivan pulled up right next to me (I stand on the curb) and when the kid opened the passenger side door I got a full view :eek: In addition to being rather stunned about it, I also wasn’t quite sure what I was seeing was real " _gasp_ I see naked people!" 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/49 "2004-06-03T15:57:45Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > I see naked people! 😉 You know, that’s a psychic affliction I could live with. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/50 "2004-06-03T16:18:57Z")
Isn’t that against the law? Public indecency and/or contributing to the delinquency of a minor? ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/51 "2004-06-03T17:12:31Z")
> [@Encinitas](#): > > OK, am I the only one who thought it was the kid who was STARK NAKED? Nope, I did, as well! Back in a thread about icky food, I mentioned a friend whose mum used to force her to eat Vicks when she (the friend as a child) was ill – this same mum once got so annoyed at my friend, when my friend was about 6, that she tossed my friend into the car, starkers, and drove a mile or 2 from the house and booted her out to walk home :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/52 "2004-06-03T17:48:36Z")
> [@vanilla](#): > > Isn’t that against the law? > Public indecency and/or contributing to the delinquency of a minor? Well, she _is_ inside her vehicle…heck perhaps its no more public indecency than me committing voyeurism by noticing her naked. Who knows, maybe the whole family is a bunch of quasai-nudists who only wear clothes in public places but are nekkid at home. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/53 "2004-06-03T18:05:42Z")
A couple of obvious questions - guess I am surprised that it took this long in the post to get to them: **Incubus** : 1. Was she a MILF - in other words, a hottie? 2. Did she realize you saw her - how did she react? Did you make eye contact? What was the look on her face? Ya gotta tell the whole story, man… ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/54 "2004-06-03T18:46:39Z")
> [@Ms Boods](#): > > Nope, I did, as well! Back in a thread about icky food, I mentioned a friend whose mum used to force her to eat Vicks when she (the friend as a child) was ill – this same mum once got so annoyed at my friend, when my friend was about 6, that she tossed my friend into the car, starkers, and drove a mile or 2 from the house and booted her out to walk home :eek: OMG that’s got to be one of the more disturbing things that I’ve read. I’m sure that kid is scared (that’s scar not scare) for life. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/55 "2004-06-03T19:32:34Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > A couple of obvious questions - guess I am surprised that it took this long in the post to get to them: > > **Incubus** : > > 1. Was she a MILF - in other words, a hottie? Yes, she would probably qualify as a ‘MILF’. She had a lotta curves. 😉 > [@](#): > > 1. Did she realize you saw her - how did she react? Did you make eye contact? What was the look on her face? Don’t think she noticed me watching, of course when ever I am looking at women for whatever reason (particularly if there is something provocative about them) I try to conciously avoid leering, sort of that ‘respectful admiration without tearing away the subject’s self-worth’. In other words, I tried not to ogle (but I hope she comes back! 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/56 "2004-06-03T19:45:27Z")
[quote=vanilla=Isn’t that against the law? Public indecency and/or contributing to the delinquency of a minor?[/quote] Is nudity in a non-sexual situation contributing to the delinquency of a minor? ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/57 "2004-06-03T19:46:26Z")
So how about todays update? You were there this a.m. weren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/58 "2004-06-03T19:47:12Z")
> [@Qwisp](#): > > OMG that’s got to be one of the more disturbing things that I’ve read. I’m sure that kid is scared (that’s scar not scare) for life. Forgive a slight hijack, but I did wish to relieve anyone who might be worrying about this: Everything is ok, I promise. My friend is now about 45 years old, and she and her mother are now extremely close. There was quite a period of abuse in her childhood, and she left home as soon as possible. When she was in her early 20s, she became ill enough to be hospitalised, and at that time, she and her mum reconciled, and the whole family went through much therapy and counselling that was successful, and did reunite them. I guess it was a few years ago, on a long car trip, when we started talking to each other about our childhoods, and secret fears, and confiding in each other, the way one does when it’s the middle of the night… As I said, when I saw the thread title, I thought, crikey! It’s just like what my friend told me about when she was wee! Anyway, sorry about the interruption, but I didn’t want anyone to worry unduly. ---
**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/59 "2004-06-03T20:19:25Z")
> [@Jurph](#): > > Yeah, I was pretty much in the camp of people imagining a woman hollering to her kid, “If you’re not dressed in five minutes, I’ll drop you off at school **STARK NAKED**!” But now that I’m seeing the same mental image as y’all, I’m hoping that kid is slow getting his mom dressed tomorrow too. “\*\*Mom! \*\* If I’m late for school one more time this semester I’m gonna get _suspended!_ I don’t care if you’re not ready; we gotta leave _ **NOW!** _” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324/60 "2004-06-03T21:25:28Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > I tried not to ogle (but I hope she comes back! 🙂 ) (a few days from now) Little Timmy: Hey, Mom, how come there’s fifteen crossing guards in front of school today? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wowee-woman-drops-her-kid-off-stark-naked/248324.md?page=4)