# Wrestler Puts Opponents Penis in a Hold....wow... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 5, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485 "2015-12-05T02:42:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/21 "2015-12-07T07:09:19Z")
Doing a bit of research, the wrestlers are Joey Ryan (white guy with the stach) and Danshoku Dino (asian dude with the bad bleach job). Both of them have goofball, very sexual personas - and Danshoku’s is specifically flamboyantly gay. So…now the whole thing makes as much sense of pro wrestling ever does. IMO, Danshoku sold a lot better than Ryan did, although the camera was doing them no favours on that front. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/22 "2015-12-09T15:49:52Z")
From lowbrow entertainment to high art: Hercules and Diomedes, by Vincenzo de Rossi > **[Web Gallery of Art, searchable fine arts image database](https://www.wga.hu/frames-e.html?%2Fhtml%2Fr%2Frossi%2Fhercules.html)** > > Web Gallery of Art, image collection, virtual museum and searchable database of European fine arts (painting, sculpture, illumination) of the Romanesque, Gothic, Renaissance, Baroque, Neoclassicism, Romanticism, Realism, Impressionism periods... ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/23 "2015-12-10T00:26:32Z")
> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#): > > From there the attacker becomes weaker and weaker until finally the attacker wallops him with a badly acted shot to the back of the head. You are correct up to this point, but he does not wallop the guy in the head. He flips him by grabbing the air and psychically throwing him by his underwear. ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/24 "2015-12-10T00:56:09Z")
Japanese wrestling has some…let’s just say extremely strange elements. I’ve seen at least one match where a wrestler, alone in the ring, went through all the motions of a match, including selling attacks by his invisible opponent. One federation had a blow up doll who would win matches. And, of course, little girl Undertaker. No, really: [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VT0OH9bjxA) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/25 "2015-12-10T01:49:42Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > From lowbrow entertainment to high art: > > Hercules and Diomedes, by Vincenzo de Rossi > [Web Gallery of Art, searchable fine arts image database](http://www.wga.hu/frames-e.html?/html/r/rossi/hercules.html) "Send this picture as postcard??? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/26 "2015-12-10T18:04:10Z")
That was impressive. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/27 "2015-12-10T18:38:43Z")
Ha ha! At first I read this thread title as…oh, wait, that really _is_ the title? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/28 "2015-12-10T22:24:14Z")
> [@Thing\_Fish](#): > > Ha ha! At first I read this thread title as…oh, wait, that really _is_ the title? :eek: Yep, I hate missing apostrophes also. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/29 "2015-12-10T22:48:46Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > From lowbrow entertainment to high art: > > Hercules and Diomedes, by Vincenzo de Rossi > [Web Gallery of Art, searchable fine arts image database](http://www.wga.hu/frames-e.html?/html/r/rossi/hercules.html) It’s probably a bad idea to grab the opponent’s wang when the opponent is (a) Hercules and (b) perfectly positioned to deliver a horrendous pile-driver. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/30 "2015-12-10T22:51:54Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Yep, I hate missing apostrophes also. Apostrophies? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Bragg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Stealth\_Bragg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Bragg)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/31 "2015-12-11T14:01:36Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > Doing a bit of research, the wrestlers are Joey Ryan (white guy with the stach) and Danshoku Dino (asian dude with the bad bleach job). > > Both of them have goofball, very sexual personas - and Danshoku’s is specifically flamboyantly gay. So…now the whole thing makes as much sense of pro wrestling ever does. > > IMO, Danshoku sold a lot better than Ryan did, although the camera was doing them no favours on that front. Did you see Joey Ryan as a guest referee on TNA a year or so back, officiating on a female Knockouts match? Letching at its best 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/32 "2015-12-13T04:52:57Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > It’s probably a bad idea to grab the opponent’s wang when the opponent is (a) Hercules and (b) perfectly positioned to deliver a horrendous pile-driver. Or, perhaps, the only possible defense when in position (a) and (b). ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/33 "2015-12-13T13:47:38Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > Or, perhaps, the only possible defense when in position (a) and (b). There’s that. Normally you wouldn’t want to enrage Hercules by pulling a dick[sup]\*[/sup] move on him, but when he’s already set on feeding you to your own man-eating horses I guess there’s no longer anything much to lose. \*Pun intended ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wrestler-puts-opponents-penis-in-a-hold-wow/739485/34 "2015-12-15T19:43:26Z")
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