# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/181 "2016-01-21T15:41:37Z")
I’m tired of handling these eels and, all things being equal, would rather be in Philadelphia. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/182 "2016-01-21T22:52:18Z")
I, Idle Thoughts, am posting to “Write a sentence that has never been written before” and this is my entry. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/183 "2016-01-22T07:34:15Z")
I don’t think Idle Thoughts likes to write sentences about eels. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/184 "2016-01-22T07:46:46Z")
As my thoughts idled, I realized I had exceeded my credit card limit and could no longer afford to hunt down unicorns with cinnamon sweeten unpitted olives. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2016, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/185 "2016-01-22T07:51:16Z")
Sometimes, when I’m bored, I fill my shoes with unpitted olives. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/186 "2016-02-15T05:14:42Z")
I saw Olive Oyl in the mosh pit eating her shoes. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/187 "2016-02-15T07:10:27Z")
Castor, her brother, was later arrested for doing lines of spinach during a children’s birthday party. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/188 "2016-02-15T16:36:57Z")
Their mother, Nana Oyl, is on the Board of Directors of Dole Pineapple, where she has relentlessly promoted a line of semi-sweet pineapples. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/189 "2016-02-15T17:11:29Z")
Slice the shallots relentlessly crosswise, allowing their pungent vapors to insinuate themselves into the gecko’s dreams. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/190 "2016-02-15T21:41:37Z")
At the concert last night, Justin Bieber surprised his fans with a stunningly pitch-perfect performance of “Ave Maria”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/191 "2016-02-16T12:24:29Z")
Justin Timberlake worships Donald Trump as his personal savior. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/192 "2016-02-16T18:25:12Z")
I was perfectly sober when the piscatorial/genital contact occurred. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/193 "2016-02-17T03:25:37Z")
I am neither the Eggman nor the Walrus, and I certainly do not goo-goo-ga-joob. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/194 "2016-02-17T03:42:05Z")
The zorilla downed an entire bottle of Ypsilanti hooch and proceeded to dance a blithe rumba around the room with a stuffed walrus. ---
**Author:** ![Ignotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecc23a/32.png) [@Ignotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignotus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/195 "2016-02-20T04:40:05Z")
Following the instructions on the label, the fisherman vigorously shook the bottle, thereby rendering the genie a bad attack of hiccups. ---
**Author:** ![Blackstock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@Blackstock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackstock)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/196 "2016-02-20T06:00:19Z")
It wasn’t until the sky started raining below-standard Hemingway novel drafts that we decided to sabotage the prison guard’s commute. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/197 "2016-02-20T06:53:33Z")
I can’t recall the last time loaded a shot gun with salt and took aim at a metaphore. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/198 "2016-02-20T08:59:32Z")
Crochet is a method of turning yarn into blankets; conversely, crow shea is bird butter. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/199 "2016-02-20T13:42:50Z")
The crow up on the wire cawed appreciatively as I beat the Microsoft code writer bloody in the back yard after dragging him out of his bed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/200 "2016-02-21T02:06:15Z")
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