# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/201 "2016-02-21T04:14:28Z")
Ishmael, let’s meet up at Starbucks – Moby has said he’ll stand us a round of India Pale Espresso, Lite. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/202 "2016-02-21T18:38:03Z")
When the Moby spit out the India Pale Espresso (Lite), I heard a quoth from the whale: “Nevermore!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/203 "2016-02-21T22:40:03Z")
Yeah, from th’ farthermost reaches o’ th’ frigid plains of India, the muklukkin’ savages slowly carved their way southwestward, looping around th’ interstate and being mindful not to litter, until they finally hacked and hawed their maniacal way into th’ very stinkin’ heart o’ Sheboygan, Pakistan, where they, ever watchful o’ th’ police clowns, finally had th’ blasted umbrella repaired. ---
**Author:** ![Blackstock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@Blackstock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackstock)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/204 "2016-02-22T17:22:37Z")
> [@user\_hostile](#): > > As my thoughts idled, I realized I had exceeded my credit card limit and could no longer afford to hunt down unicorns with cinnamon sweeten unpitted olives. I could lend you some money to get that done, granted you won’t try to travel back in time to kill Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/205 "2016-02-22T21:07:40Z")
Chuck Darwin stared at the platypus and stated " God I knew you were a joker but this proves you are the best creator and this creature is the olive on the horn of the unicorn." ---
**Author:** ![Ignotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecc23a/32.png) [@Ignotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignotus)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/206 "2016-03-03T02:11:58Z")
Sea Unicorn salad should always be prepared with fresh celery; otherwise, it tastes awful. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/207 "2016-03-04T03:30:16Z")
When approaching an _equus cornu_, signal non-hostility to the creature by forcing your left index finger into your right nostril as deeply as possible. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/208 "2016-03-09T13:06:56Z")
Honey, to make doubly sure we never have any more kids, this evening after I feed the horses I want you to castrate me and I’ll remove your ovaries. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/209 "2016-03-09T16:59:51Z")
I really think Donald Trump should’ve stuck with his free-verse poetry, as the ghost of William Wordsworth commanded him, rather than go into politics. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/210 "2016-03-10T18:59:05Z")
I don’t want to hear another word about Wordsworth or how great his steaks supposedly are. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/211 "2016-03-10T19:08:53Z")
Well I have it on good authority that those steaks come from animals that were beaten long after they died. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/212 "2016-03-10T20:04:07Z")
In my novel, Pope Innocent V, Albert Schweitzer and Mother Theresa love sneaking off to beat dying cattle in Peruvian slaughterhouses. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/213 "2016-03-22T16:45:09Z")
If this babushka is authentically Peruvian, I’ll eat Mother Theresa’s iPhone charger. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/214 "2016-03-22T16:48:37Z")
One time when I was eating my couch my dog farted on my pudding. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/215 "2016-03-23T03:18:51Z")
Just because your dog is chewing on the couch doesn’t mean Christmas is going to get here any quicker. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/216 "2016-03-23T04:11:40Z")
Well, yes, but if we all collect up enough dog farts, we can use them to power the turbo-charger on Santa’s sleigh; that will speed things along. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/217 "2016-03-23T05:08:21Z")
“And it is my unmitigated pleasure to award a third consecutive Academy Award for Best Actor to Mr. Pauly Shore.” ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/218 "2016-03-23T19:55:05Z")
“As a member in good standing, well, not standing so much anymore, I’m getting old, in the Adult Film Actors Guild, I present the Bust Actor Award this year to Chelsea Charms’ pair, which are still and forever outstanding.” ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/219 "2016-03-24T01:37:34Z")
Because we are feeling generous and in a sharing and caring mood, we at American Express have decided to forgive your Outstanding balance. ---
**Author:** ![JMLVT68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@JMLVT68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JMLVT68)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/220 "2016-03-24T16:58:29Z")
Yes, but on balance, I much prefer to tender payment for the 67 “World’s Greatest Dad” coffee mugs (color electric pink). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109.md?page=12)