# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/221 "2016-04-02T20:34:06Z")
The start of the Cambrian Era is defined as the point at which molluscs first evolved straight out of thin ice. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/222 "2016-04-03T12:52:13Z")
Once the first mastodon evolved from thin ice, there was little stopping the mammoths from winning the international euchre tournament. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/223 "2016-04-03T13:12:29Z")
Snow in early April always makes me hanker for doing the laundry with a couple of gallons of purple dye. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/224 "2016-04-03T14:24:02Z")
Looks like the perfect day for a purple wedding. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/225 "2016-04-25T16:00:10Z")
We want a Lego-themed wedding, and the guests can assemble all their own furniture on the big grey mat. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/226 "2016-05-21T13:55:29Z")
Big Grey Matt inwardly wept every time someone used that nickname for he was neither big nor grey and he preferred to be called Matthew. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/227 "2016-05-21T14:10:03Z")
Some nicknames are more holistic than kitchen chairs. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/228 "2016-05-21T16:57:10Z")
Kitchen chairs often attract magical hair balls. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/229 "2016-05-22T05:25:52Z")
My wildebeest keeps taking telepathic orders from the late Pope John Paul I, and I’m so happy I could defenestrate. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/230 "2016-05-26T21:01:31Z")
Although Harpo Marx’s classmates defenestrated him at every opportunity, his schoolteacher somehow, someway always blamed him for being absent from class. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/231 "2016-05-26T21:09:37Z")
Harpo Marx once said “never call me late for dinner”, but his classmates, confusing him with another Marx, thought he said “never commie late for dinner”, and defenestrated him again. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/232 "2016-07-12T06:45:54Z")
My classmates voted me “Most Likely to Strangle a Mime in a Bus Station Restroom,” and let me tell you, by around the third time it happened, I was starting to wonder if it wasn’t all some elaborate joke. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/233 "2016-07-15T05:41:43Z")
In my experience, a talking mime never really does say anything. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/234 "2016-07-15T09:05:58Z")
I think Donald Trump will make a very fine president. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/235 "2016-07-24T03:45:34Z")
Mike Pence, as I was just telling Her Majesty the Queen the other day, makes my nipples chafe. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/236 "2016-07-25T00:22:19Z")
In Matt Stone & Trey Parker’s latest Broadway hit, _Trumpelstiltskin_, “Dumpf” agrees not to take the first child of the miller’s daughter (now the king’s wife), but instead uses his connection to get exclusive rights to sell a caravan of Holy relics throughout the kingdom, as well as convince the king to build a wall to keep out the Saracens. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/237 "2016-07-25T03:32:23Z")
I love _Hamilton_ so much that I built a time machine and went back and strangled the infant future Secretary of the Treasury in his cradle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109.md?page=11)