# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/21 "2015-11-21T00:36:59Z")
I left my drink unattended for a mere two minutes and in that time someone spiked it with prolactin. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/22 "2015-11-21T03:34:06Z")
In time, the noises will subside and you’ll wonder how you ever lived without a parasite growing around your spine. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/23 "2015-11-21T04:57:16Z")
The whore made love to a loaf of Wonder Bread on hotel balcony facing an icy Lake Michigan. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/24 "2015-11-21T05:17:56Z")
I knew she was a whore when she said please hand me that transmission, it’s my sex toy. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/25 "2015-11-21T05:21:04Z")
Montreal, Wisconsin can go fuck itself! - occasioned by someone asking me which Montreal I lived in. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/26 "2015-11-21T15:44:22Z")
As Charlie Sheen handed me his credit card, he told me that in Montreal, Wisconsin, he had managed to fuck himself. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/27 "2015-11-21T16:58:02Z")
At a later date, Charle Sheen admitted that’s how he had contracted HIV. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/28 "2015-11-21T18:40:00Z")
It turns out that Charlie Sheen did not use a condom when fucking himself. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/29 "2015-11-21T19:00:47Z")
Emilio Estevez walked around for the rest of the day with a painful bowlegged limp. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/30 "2015-11-21T23:36:29Z")
Around these parts, stranger, a man gets to know a fellow before asking to borrow his pinking shears. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/31 "2015-11-23T00:31:35Z")
As the undertaker stood up, a pair of pinking shears dropped out of the pocket of his business suit whose colors better suited a harlequin. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/32 "2015-11-23T00:48:42Z")
At a table in a small room, in a small town in Florida way off the beaten path, the gambler noticed the suits of the cards he was being dealt bore no resemblance at all to the four with which he was familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/33 "2015-11-23T14:14:35Z")
"Exactly how do you play Texas hold up with tarot cards? " asked the gambler, as he borrowed a stranger’s pinking shears to cut them up. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/34 "2015-11-23T20:16:35Z")
You’ve got exactly three seconds to put Uncle Jeb’s autographed shotgun back on the steer horns where it belongs. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/35 "2015-11-23T21:25:29Z")
“Come, SzechuanKat,” said Bumpo, the wonderful dog, “let us consummate our love and produce a herd of Lombardy Pudding Elk to be my heirs.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/36 "2015-11-23T21:54:20Z")
The herd of snowcows melted into a puddle of chocolate milk. ---
**Author:** ![LauraCee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5daacb/32.png) [@LauraCee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraCee)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/37 "2015-11-23T22:10:53Z")
Her lactose intolerant cat lapped up the melted snowcow. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/38 "2015-11-23T22:28:33Z")
Where, oh where, are the melted snowcows of yesteryear? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/39 "2015-11-24T01:55:11Z")
They are mooing and lowing in the dizzy multicolored mind of Syd Barrett. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/40 "2015-11-24T14:51:50Z")
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