# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Totenfeier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@Totenfeier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totenfeier)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/41 "2015-11-24T16:15:28Z")
After being rudely rebuffed from behind the screen door with regard to his attempt to share with me about Bongo, the Wonder God, William Shakespeare still had the nerve to say, “Can I at least give you some literature?” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/42 "2015-11-24T16:19:09Z")
I’ve buffed and re-buffed this floor, but this wine stain still looks like Bea Arthur staring into my soul and finding me wanting. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/43 "2015-11-24T16:33:42Z")
“Tis a pity,” muttered George Washington when he sighted Alexander Hamilton enjoying his day off by shooting jellyfish from the dock. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/44 "2015-11-24T16:50:39Z")
The most sanguine moment of Alexander Piddle’s brief but illustrious life came at the very instant that Madame Saddleford offered an otherwise complete stranger a ride in her capacious horse-drawn carriage out of her misplaced sense of pity, thereby insuring a future generation of Saddlefords and a furtively munificent career for Master Piddle. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/45 "2015-11-24T17:10:42Z")
Instant pudding was routinely used as an epoxy on U.S. space shuttles. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/46 "2015-11-24T17:13:17Z")
While on a walk outside the space shuttle, I left a piece of my fingernail, never knowing the effect a nearby comet would have on it. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/47 "2015-11-24T17:13:28Z")
An epoxy was routinely used as instant pudding on U.S. space shuttles. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/48 "2015-11-24T17:13:50Z")
Gregory Worthington-Fortiscue, you put that gelatinized walrus tusk down this instant! ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/49 "2015-11-24T17:56:52Z")
Ermooza cursed silently under his breath, “pissywoggle” as he searched for one of the lone contact lens that fell out of his one-eyed guide dog. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/50 "2015-11-24T18:24:01Z")
The guide dog jumped aside as it heard the ‘pfft’ of the noxious gas being emitted from the rear of its owner who had bent way over to closely inspect what turned out to be a fingernail tip instead of a lost lens. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/51 "2015-11-24T18:26:42Z")
The Buddha emitted a low moan as he went down on Bea Arthur. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/52 "2015-11-24T18:29:46Z")
As Fred Phelps Jr. & [Peter Sprigg](http://www.frc.org/get.cfm?i=BY03F03) said those long anticipated “I do’s” and the judge said “I know pronounce you a legally married couple,” the two men shared a very long tongue kiss and the crowd of family and friends cheered. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/53 "2015-11-24T18:37:27Z")
As I finished my eighteenth can of Schlitz Malt Liquor Light I realized I had failed to record another episode of “Days of Our Lives” – again! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/54 "2015-11-24T18:42:45Z")
On the eighteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 18 florists deflowering, 17 ravens ravening, 16 orphans weeping, 15 broncos bucking, 14 lamplighters laughing, 13 morticians menacing, 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLDEN RIIIINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French Hens, 2 turtledoves, and a Japanese transistor radio. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/55 "2015-11-24T18:44:46Z")
This year, let’s burn our photo albums, get those face tattoos we’ve been talking about and do it doggy-style under the mall Christmas tree. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/56 "2015-11-24T21:56:47Z")
The Martians, once they realized the tattoos on the Earthlings was not a sign of aposematism, feasted with joy over their new found prey. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/57 "2015-11-24T22:21:30Z")
“Hey, I just picked up New Found Glory’s rad new cassette with its cover of Flying Purple People Eater”, said my grandmother who had just gotten her Christmas bonus from the chicken farm and needed to spent it before the government agents found it under her larder. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/58 "2015-11-24T22:45:41Z")
Melbert will not get a Christmas bonus this year, because he drowned the boss’s cat Lucille in a kai pond in a misguided attempt to have her fish out a lost necklace – a clear case of Lucy’s in the kai with diamonds. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/59 "2015-11-25T02:46:39Z")
Whenever I’ve had too many bottles of Grand Cru Burgundy and can’t sleep, I just drink a few cans of Red Bull and pass right out. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/60 "2015-11-25T03:22:34Z")
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