# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/61 "2015-11-25T04:39:24Z")
Wiley E. Coyote knew his roadrunner OCD would eventually kill him–but not today. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/62 "2015-11-25T05:05:31Z")
The platitude gave her latitude to kill the hamster quickly in the frying oil but not before she rinsed her hands of the glue found under the poster tacked to the refrigerator’s bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/63 "2015-11-25T06:01:11Z")
It was the smell of frying turtle fat that finally made me stop and examine my life. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/64 "2015-11-25T06:14:31Z")
When you examine all the penis drawings left by the Ancient Greeks, you might conclude that their military prowess was a way of over-compensating; certainly the Mediterranean water isn’t cold enough. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/65 "2015-11-27T00:35:41Z")
I made a vow this Thanksgiving not to use the word “penis” as long as Aunt Gert and her Haitian male nurse were at the table. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/66 "2015-11-27T03:00:54Z")
Quetzalcoatl twerked. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/67 "2015-11-27T03:24:32Z")
Count all your green milk. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/68 "2015-11-27T09:27:11Z")
The green milk slept so furiously that it awoke the sheeple. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/69 "2015-11-27T19:47:54Z")
“Soylent Green is made of sheeple!” cried Charlton Heston as downed another glass of Cutty Sark mixed with maple syrup. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/70 "2015-11-27T20:23:33Z")
Pour me another Cutty Sark and hand me my box of leprechaun skulls over there. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/71 "2015-11-27T21:07:52Z")
The Celtling will easily out-think that leprechaun, for she _IS_ the Kwisatz Haderach. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/72 "2015-11-27T21:22:41Z")
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’s juggernaut. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/73 "2015-11-27T21:26:54Z")
Remember when you buy Girl Scout Cookies, you are not just helping a young girl realize her dreams, you are also funding ISIS training camps! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/74 "2015-11-27T23:02:18Z")
ISIS owns Crayola, Duncan Hines and K-Mart, and was responsible for the assassination of Robert Kennedy. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/75 "2015-11-28T04:39:54Z")
Donald Trump’s thoughtful and fact-based statement could not be refuted. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/76 "2015-11-28T05:34:15Z")
SPECTRE is probably the best film of 2015, and certainly the greatest Bond movie ever made. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/77 "2015-11-28T06:22:47Z")
The movie of Jehoshaphat thrashing his rotting purple rottweiler is not to be missed. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/78 "2015-11-28T07:03:07Z")
Mona Lisa smiled, but never laughed at any of Leo’s knock-knock jokes. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/79 "2015-11-28T07:06:08Z")
When opportunity comes knocking, it’s time to install a doorbell. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/80 "2015-11-28T16:41:39Z")
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