# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/81 "2015-11-28T20:53:44Z")
I’m getting pretty damn tired of this orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/82 "2015-11-28T21:38:56Z")
Rabbi Shlomo Fujimoto munched on his pet squid’s thirteenth tentacle, and remembered his childhood dream of playing seventh base for the Yankees, who had moved from New York to Honduras minutes before. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/83 "2015-11-29T04:45:40Z")
This is at least the thirteenth time I’ve told you to stop opening GameFly accounts using my dead Uncle Jules’ social security number. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/84 "2015-11-29T04:55:02Z")
The ghost of George Steinbrenner wandered the outfield of Fenway Park, looking for recyclable Clark Bar wrappers to feed to starving Sri Lankan walruses. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/85 "2015-11-29T15:55:07Z")
“In life I was your partner, Itzschak Perlman,” intoned the ghost to the startled Ebenezer McScrooge. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/86 "2015-11-29T16:22:01Z")
Itzschak Perlman and Bea Arthur sat down for a bounteous Thanksgiving feast of squid, pork and lobster, followed by torrid sex. ---
**Author:** ![Panzram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Panzram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panzram)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/87 "2015-11-29T19:20:54Z")
If there’s anything I don’t like, it’s the sight of a winning lottery ticket in my hand and a chesty supermodel on my arm. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/88 "2015-11-29T19:53:47Z")
The Earth pulled her salt diaper over her chest in preparation for the geo-shaming fetish con. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/89 "2015-11-29T20:43:15Z")
It’s both tragic and a miscarriage of justice that Margaret Truman never won a Grammy or the Miss Universe title, despite Satan’s best efforts. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/90 "2015-11-29T21:49:12Z")
Pesterson Quillman was an odd name for show business, but blowing smoke out of his ears on the borscht circuit is what finally earned him eternal fame in the Catskills. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/91 "2015-11-29T22:10:20Z")
Every business is like show business, every business you know. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/92 "2015-11-30T01:07:06Z")
In America, every business like show business, but in Soviet Russia, every business also like show business. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/93 "2015-11-30T03:52:46Z")
I would like to pay $28 million for this empty, valueless, half-crushed, mud-encrusted can of Coca-Cola. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/94 "2015-11-30T13:33:58Z")
I would like to pay $29 million for this empty, valueless, half-crushed, foul-smelling mud-encrusted can of Coca-Cola. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/95 "2015-11-30T15:32:36Z")
Encrusted with diamonds and reeking of excess, this horse-shaped pendant makes a fine addition to your showcase of conspicuous consumption. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/96 "2015-11-30T17:52:09Z")
Diamonds, glazed with arsenic and horse manure, make a surprisingly tasty Arbor Day treat. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/97 "2015-11-30T17:54:10Z")
“This pendant has a penchant for killing the covetous” said Mr. Borgin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/98 "2015-11-30T18:27:20Z")
Blessed are the covetous, for they really, _really_ want what they don’t have. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/99 "2015-11-30T19:32:14Z")
The meek and the covetous, shall inherit the pendant. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/100 "2015-11-30T19:33:56Z")
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