# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/101 "2015-11-30T19:41:49Z")
Donald Trump freed the slaves from the tyranny of corporate manatee rule. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/102 "2015-11-30T21:51:07Z")
Keep your manatee steaks and pass me that box of knockoff Zingers. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/103 "2015-12-01T02:24:59Z")
I love rock and roll so put another dime in the platypus, baby. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/104 "2015-12-01T02:37:46Z")
Only when the last wombat has been strangled with the guts of the last praying mantis will we understand the sheer brilliance of the final episode of “The Dukes of Hazzard.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/105 "2015-12-01T05:33:02Z")
I would hazard a guess that you’re pregnant with Bo Duke’s triplets, Mr. Putin. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/106 "2015-12-01T06:05:54Z")
Senator Lindsay Graham fucked his wife hard all night long like a stud. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/107 "2015-12-01T14:51:00Z")
I think, my dear wife, that you are most likely growing an additional spleen. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/108 "2015-12-01T14:55:58Z")
Charlie Spleen exploded on the scene, and then went crazy with the HIV. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/109 "2015-12-01T14:58:21Z")
NBC, HIV, CIA, NSA, IBM and CBS are all conspiring to make me forget that James Buchanan was ever Pope. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/110 "2015-12-01T15:03:55Z")
The pope may have been a Hasidic Jew, but he sure did enjoy pork chops. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/111 "2015-12-01T15:29:30Z")
I’ve been working so hard in the lemon mines I can’t remember the last time I saw daylight. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/112 "2015-12-01T22:36:08Z")
I can’t remember if I cried when I read about Humpty’s widowed bride. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/113 "2015-12-02T00:37:21Z")
The bride of Frankenstein registered at Macy’s and Bed Bath & Beyond, and the werewolves chipped in to buy her a place setting and some Wamsutta sheets. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/114 "2015-12-02T01:57:38Z")
Let me clue you in on something, Hoss: There are good werewolves and there are bad werewolves, but they all hate silver polish. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/115 "2015-12-02T02:32:38Z")
Hoss Cartwright inspired “Brokeback Mountain,” by carrying on a lengthy gay affair with Chinese servant Hop Sing, during secret “fishing” expeditions. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/116 "2015-12-02T06:17:18Z")
You keep fishing all you want; you’re never going to get me to admit to liking turnip enchiladas. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/117 "2015-12-02T06:39:43Z")
Turnip enchiladas make me moist, like a towelette. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/118 "2015-12-02T15:40:09Z")
My favorite towelettes have embroidered portraits of Swedish cavalry officers from the eighth century B.C. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/119 "2015-12-02T17:12:35Z")
Swedish Fish set afire make for great dinner conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/120 "2015-12-02T19:26:09Z")
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