# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/121 "2015-12-02T20:21:43Z")
I would describe these guitar fills as tasty, with a side of crunchy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/122 "2015-12-02T20:41:17Z")
Routine maintenance of your guitar includes taking it on an extended weekend in Vegas at least once every three years, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/123 "2015-12-02T20:41:23Z")
After three straight nights of breaking guitars against the wall, I walked outside and each of my ten thousand one hundred and twenty six alligators had a rose in his mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/124 "2015-12-02T21:29:38Z")
My alligators don’t like smelling roses; they far prefer tearing apart boxes of Assyrian moist towelettes with tongs. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/125 "2015-12-03T01:24:47Z")
Rose-tinting alligators isn’t as hard as some blind Albanians would think. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/126 "2015-12-03T04:35:13Z")
Think you know Peabody Churchill Azarakalaminana-Bellflower-Fartopolis? Well, yes, then… you probably do. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/127 "2015-12-03T13:19:59Z")
Most Americans do not know that “Peabody” is properly pronounced “Throat warbler larch staple.” ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/128 "2015-12-03T14:21:09Z")
A confused Sherman asked Mr. Peabody what he, Pluto and Goofy were doing in the doghouse at Mickey’s during the afterparty of the Emmy Awards ceremony. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/129 "2015-12-03T16:50:05Z")
As Mickey Spillane stood in the dark ally, one question kept running over and over again in his mind-“Was it a mistake to use condensed milk instead of evaporated milk in my Christmas cookies?” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/130 "2015-12-03T17:04:44Z")
By the time I found Mabel crouching behind the potted ficus at the annual Pipefitter’s Union Awards Banquet, any chance I had of asking for her hand had evaporated. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/131 "2015-12-03T19:14:32Z")
[The observation licenses the insurance.](http://www.wordgenerator.net/random-sentence-generator.php) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/132 "2015-12-03T19:17:38Z")
Life insurance salesmen enjoy a nice glass of scotch and a sweet candy cigarette after group sex in the coat room. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/133 "2015-12-03T19:36:48Z")
Happy Lendervedder’s coat was made only of the finest Guyanan perch, and laced together with razor-tested Corinthian leather straps. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/134 "2015-12-03T19:46:20Z")
As she put on the strapless evening gown sewn from the finest emu leather and garnished with platypus bill buttons, she thought “I shall be the Belle of the PETA Ball!” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/135 "2015-12-03T20:36:28Z")
My emu has the face of a Filipino boy. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/136 "2015-12-03T21:01:45Z")
Boy, could I go for a braised elephant’s trunk about now. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/137 "2015-12-03T22:25:10Z")
The elephant packed himself into his trunk and embarked on his long voyage. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/138 "2015-12-05T04:30:46Z")
Every elephant I have ever taken jet-skiing couldn’t care less about GOP politics. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/139 "2015-12-05T13:36:18Z")
Colorful blue notions awaken preposterously ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/140 "2015-12-06T04:30:37Z")
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