# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/141 "2015-12-07T05:51:07Z")
Just because I wouldn’t punch that bonfire doesn’t make me a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/142 "2015-12-07T05:52:56Z")
Don’t punch the fire…use margarine instead. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/143 "2015-12-07T06:21:37Z")
Margarine is better known as Jesus Butter 'round here. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/144 "2015-12-07T06:26:04Z")
No one could make her cum faster or harder than the führer and his silly little clit-ticker mustache. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/145 "2015-12-09T18:13:41Z")
I left my mustache comb on the davenport next to that silly little Hitler effigy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/146 "2015-12-09T20:40:31Z")
Spend a month in Davenport having my toenails pulled out? Sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/147 "2015-12-09T21:11:11Z")
(Technically two sentences :)) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/148 "2015-12-09T22:31:25Z")
Technically, every sentence has been written before, ever since Oscar Pistorius and Robert Jordan proved the Theory of Two-Dimensional Recurring Time. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/149 "2015-12-10T19:47:12Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > (Technically two sentences :)) I’m sure someone’s written that before. 😃 Next: Christmas just isn’t Christmas until I’ve spawned a new race of demonic overlords to enslave humanity. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/150 "2015-12-10T21:02:05Z")
Silly Elendil, Skaldy blathers incessantly about spawning new Overlords every Yuletide! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/151 "2015-12-10T22:42:57Z")
I for one welcome our new Santa Claustrophic overlords, and wish them a meretricious Pappy nude fear. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/152 "2015-12-16T17:07:38Z")
Grandma, do we have to stand around in the nude every time we watch Stone Phillips? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/153 "2015-12-16T17:55:47Z")
Why should we just stand around when the Pope has put out a progressive rock album urging us to wake up and go? ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/154 "2015-12-21T15:40:32Z")
The original lineup of Black Sabbath, along with the Vienna Boys’ Choir, is headed back into the studio to work on a new double-album of Christmas standards to be produced by Lemmy Kilmister. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/155 "2015-12-22T01:10:04Z")
A recent ethical lady suffered from an affliction of life hemlock… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/156 "2015-12-22T03:51:54Z")
An affliction of Life Hemlock was believed to have been the cause of death for William Shakespeare, and this demise was presumed to have been presaged in Iago’s lines in _Othello_. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/157 "2015-12-24T01:53:59Z")
I successfully predicted the hamster’s demise, but Calamity Jane coming back to life really threw me. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/158 "2015-12-29T22:50:02Z")
Flies, beetles, spiders, I never seem to have enough for company. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/159 "2015-12-29T23:05:32Z")
The 117th Royal Cavalcade Company is proud to present _Skiing With The Duke_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/160 "2015-12-30T04:49:05Z")
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