# Write a sentence that has never been written before. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 20, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109 "2015-11-20T20:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/161 "2015-12-30T06:47:07Z")
Jethro the Lithuanian warthog wrangler enjoyed hunting for escaped convicts with his trusty pet snail Suzette, whom he’d won by singing a medley of Andy Gibb songs at the county fair. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/162 "2016-01-01T05:31:47Z")
If the airline won’t let my pet snail fly the plane, we’ll just have to cancel our jetskiing holiday in Tashkent. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/163 "2016-01-01T06:47:19Z")
As the hands of the clock slowly aligned for a brief moment in unison, I wondered whether this would be last last post of this thread in the Year of Our Lord 2015. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/164 "2016-01-01T07:24:24Z")
Oh Lord, grant me the power to withstand the temptation to close this topic, even though I have no valid, earthly reason for doing so other than to be an evil moderator nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/165 "2016-01-01T16:20:45Z")
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to trial? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/166 "2016-01-01T16:51:27Z")
Hannibal Lecter’s lazy cousin, Professor Hercules “Fifi” Van Murphy III, strolled merrily into White Castle, where he tried unsuccessfully to order a vegetarian, kosher bacon cheeseburger with a side of deep-fried M & Ms. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/167 "2016-01-01T17:59:56Z")
Reinhard Heydrich liked nothing better than a kosher bacon cheeseburger at the end of a long day spent painting Mount Fuji. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/168 "2016-01-02T14:58:04Z")
Reciting the Sermon on the Mount backwards in Esperanto may sound like a lot of fun, but Mormons consider it the worst of the 8 unforgivable sins. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/169 "2016-01-02T16:47:32Z")
The way you’ve rearranged my desktop icons with wanton disregard for the principles of feng shui is, frankly, unforgivable. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/170 "2016-01-02T19:51:20Z")
Feng shui is a synonym for Toyota’s line of mobile homes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/171 "2016-01-02T22:35:00Z")
I wish Toyota would recall all of their lachrymose Bolivian dirigibles ASAP. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/172 "2016-01-04T03:43:10Z")
I use to think Bolivian dirigibles were arousing until I read an article in GQ that said that they really blimps. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/173 "2016-01-05T19:52:07Z")
Henry Kissinger owned a most comprehensive fleet of blimps and used to take it out and show it to his mother on Sundays. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/174 "2016-01-09T02:46:43Z")
I’m so glad I talked Grandma into crocheting me a fanny pack to go with my prom dress. ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/175 "2016-01-19T21:16:20Z")
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a lifetime pasta pass at the Olive Garden”. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/176 "2016-01-20T01:48:06Z")
I am happy to have won the $900,000 Powerball, and even happier that I could share the money with 39 other winning ticket holders. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2016, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/177 "2016-01-20T02:33:05Z")
I am happy to have won the $4.55 Powerball, and even happier that I could share the money with 39 other winning ticket holders. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/178 "2016-01-21T04:18:15Z")
Getting pulled over was pretty good, I guess, but it would have been better if the officer had written me a ticket too. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/179 "2016-01-21T10:03:47Z")
I bought tickets to the panty sniffing contest off a scalper for just twenty dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-sentence-that-has-never-been-written-before/738109/180 "2016-01-21T15:05:35Z")
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