# Write a story, one sentence at a time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 21, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131 "2007-02-21T20:20:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/561 "2007-04-09T18:11:53Z")
“Quickly, before any more obnoxious characters show up to complicate things,” cried Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levaias, "to the [Mitzvah plane!](http://www.wvi.com/~sr71webmaster/b44.jpg) “Can I drive?” asked the expectant Golem. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/562 "2007-04-10T00:09:36Z")
“How long has it been since your FUI?” asked the overly cautious Rabbi. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/563 "2007-04-10T00:24:55Z")
[“Purim.”](http://www.kumah.org/blog/purim3.JPG) Explained the sheepish clay giant. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/564 "2007-04-10T15:07:10Z")
“Rabbis got SR-71s?” asked Dusty, scratching his head in puzzlement. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/565 "2007-04-10T15:38:00Z")
Handing a more detailed [photograph](http://www.moesrealm.com/img/Photoshop/sr71.jpg) of the Mitzvah Plane to one of his adoring fans, Rabbi Yehuda spoke to his stoney assistant, “No, you cannot drive, now hurry and get in the plant already, we have to rescue Joshie from Tom Swift!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/566 "2007-04-10T15:43:10Z")
“Linky no worky,” Lefty complained. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/567 "2007-04-10T15:57:31Z")
We’re sorry, the Rabbi’s fan page is experiencing a great deal of traffic as Passover nears its end. (It is rumored that the Golem is selling chometz.) [![](http://www.moesrealm.com/img/Photoshop/sr71.jpg) ](http://www.moesrealm.com/img/Photoshop/sr71.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/568 "2007-04-10T16:09:22Z")
“Linky _still_ no worky,” Dusty said, regretfully shaking his head. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/569 "2007-04-10T16:37:48Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] “Linky _still_ no worky,” Dusty said, regretfully shaking his head. [/QUOTE] Trusting that the link he had in cache would work later, and feeling that he’d spent too much time on a single laugh anyway, the Rabbi sped away in the Mitzvah Plane, whatever it looks like, with his sidekick the non driving Golem, to rescue Little Joshie from the evil [Tom Swift](http://www.onlyfunpics.com/fimg1/evil_easter_bunny.jpg) , and the Golem said, “That’s not Tom Swift, it’s the Easter bunny,” and the Rabbi said, “What the hell, it’s all goyim stuff anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/570 "2007-04-10T21:28:50Z")
The rabbi pointed a very large gun at Peter Cotton[del]mouth[/del]tail, who dropped Joshie and started to hop away, only to be stopped by Sadie, who had been lurking in lingerie (the department, not the garment). ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/571 "2007-04-10T23:10:27Z")
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to our heroes, but beknownest to us, the evil Tom Swift snuck up and began to [hot wire](http://www.powerlock.com/images/Hot-wired4.gif) the Mitzvah plane. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/572 "2007-04-11T14:04:32Z")
“Not so fast there, Tom!” snarled Sam, who had miraculously returned from the very first post of the entire thread and was now wielding a samurai sword. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/573 "2007-04-11T15:55:05Z")
“Foolish mortal, today the Mitzvah plane, tomorrow the world!” [Tom](http://www.ndsleuths.com/atswandstars.jpg) said providentially. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/574 "2007-04-11T16:21:34Z")
I withdraw the above line and replace it with: “When first we met, you…actually, I don’t believe we’ve met, but _whatever_, I am the Master!” [Tom](http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/darth-vader-sideshow-e.jpg) exclaimed pointedly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/575 "2007-04-11T17:26:23Z")
Sam raised his samurai sword high over his head and, with a demonic howl, charged at Tom, er, Vader. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/576 "2007-04-11T18:11:14Z")
“I can’t _breathe_ in this thing!”, [Tom](http://www.action-hq.com/store/images/400DarthVader.jpg) plagiarized. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/577 "2007-04-11T20:30:12Z")
Sam’s sword sliced effortlessly through Vader’s helmet, which split open, revealing… Sam’s own face! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/578 "2007-04-11T20:44:10Z")
“You hear something?” asked the Golem, and the Rabbi replied, “Not me, what do you think it was?” and the Golem said, “I dunno, sounded like someone screaming in pain,” …the Rabbi lit a cigar…the Golem mentioned, “[Peacocks](http://www.geocities.com/rs_suresh/peacock.jpg) are supposed to sound like that,” and the Rabbi mused, “Hmmph, whatdaya know.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/579 "2007-04-12T02:40:39Z")
Suddenly, out of the mist, appeared Duncan McKleinberg, who stood facing Sam and declared “There can be only one, …but I can get you a deal on a knock off” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/580 "2007-04-12T03:16:15Z")
"No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. Your search - Duncan McKleinberg - did not match any documents. " _Crap_, thought the Golem…“So, whatzup, Rabbi?”…the Rabbi examined his cigar, “I keep thinking about the lingerie and Sadie already”…“Yeah, she’s hot!”…“Oye, the department, not the clothes…We rescued Josh from his bed at home from the Easter Bunny”…“Who is right over there, according to a previous post”…“Oye, yeah we need to do something about that…bring my [Very Big Gun](http://www.kollectablekaos.com.au/images/doom%20bfg.jpg) over here, be a mensch…but it’s lingerie department, not clothes, so does she live next door or across the street from Victoria’s Secret, or what?”…the Golem remarked, "I heard that sound again…sounded like, **“Sam, I am your Father. Join the Schwartz side, we can kill lots of Ewoks and Tribbles, it will be a hoot!”** “Oye”, said the Rabbi, “Let’s make the rabbit Kosher already.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131.md?page=30)