# Write a story, one sentence at a time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 21, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131 "2007-02-21T20:20:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/601 "2007-04-16T00:27:11Z")
Even the Golem, Tought Guy that is was averted his [eyes](http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/ent/notes/O&T/flowers/note22/salt-1.jpg) exclaiming, "Man, she is _tough_. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/602 "2007-04-16T00:50:47Z")
Joshie watched Sadie stood, legs apart, arms akimbo, glancing upwards and to her right, awaiting her theme music and said proudly “That’s my Bubbie!” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/603 "2007-04-16T01:54:44Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] awaiting her theme music [/QUOTE] Cue Richard Wagner, _Ride of the Valkyries_. (Those were stage directions, not the sentence.) “Christ!” exclaimed the Golem, and the Rabbi gave him a very, _very_ dirty look. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/604 "2007-04-16T01:58:09Z")
“You called?” said Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, appearing in the sky wreathed in holy light and accompanied by the trumpets of a host of angels. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/605 "2007-04-16T02:17:04Z")
_Rebuilt the Temple, my ass,_ muttered Rabbi Yehudah ben Bezalel Levaias. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/606 "2007-04-16T02:22:03Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] “You called?” said Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, appearing in the sky wreathed in holy light and accompanied by the trumpets of a host of angels. [/QUOTE] “Oh, no you di’n’t!” said Sadie as she started towards the Lord of Hosts who was competing with her for the spotlight. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/607 "2007-04-16T02:49:32Z")
“Hey,” Jesus Escobar Martinez pleaded, “Hey, it’s no problem, just down from LA, I’ll just be on my way, don’t want no trouble…” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/608 "2007-04-16T03:34:17Z")
“Quiet, you,” said the King of Kings, looking beatifically down at his Latino namesake. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/609 "2007-04-16T12:45:38Z")
“I beg your pardon,” [Siddhartha](http://www.dakiniunlimited.com/images/birth_siddhartha.jpg) interjected, “Please be so kind as to move aside, scoot over, make way for another religious figure and generally quit bogarting the limelight.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/610 "2007-04-16T13:02:56Z")
“ay-chi-waa-waa” drolled Joshie. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/611 "2007-04-16T13:18:35Z")
Searching his [sanskrit](http://www.christusrex.org/www1/pater/lingue/sanskrit404.jpg) dictionary, the Enlightened One determined that he had found either “ay chi waa waa” or something about “One ring to rule them all…” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/612 "2007-04-16T13:56:01Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] “I beg your pardon,” [Siddhartha](http://www.dakiniunlimited.com/images/birth_siddhartha.jpg) interjected, “Please be so kind as to move aside, scoot over, make way for another religious figure and generally quit bogarting the limelight.” [/QUOTE] “Yeah!” echoed Buddha and Muhammad, appearing simultaneously from out of nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/613 "2007-04-16T14:05:17Z")
Editors note: the [Buddah](http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/BUDDHISM/SIDD.HTM) and Siddahartha are the same guy. And now we’ll probably have suicide trolls due to the Muhammed thing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/614 "2007-04-16T14:08:34Z")
Santa Claus popped out of a different nowhere already in mid “_Ho-ho-ho_”, but a defening “_SHHHHHH!!!_” from the other gods blew him into a vortex and he disappeared in a puff of sprinkles. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/615 "2007-04-16T15:00:21Z")
Epona galloped in, crying Neigh! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/616 "2007-04-16T15:02:36Z")
Even Jesus, despite being omniscient, had no idea who Epona was. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/617 "2007-04-16T15:33:50Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Even Jesus, despite being omniscient, had no idea who Epona was. [/QUOTE] The protector of [horses, donkeys and mules.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epona) How appropiate for the 'Dope, indeed, this thread in which I participate so often. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/618 "2007-04-16T19:12:20Z")
“No one’s worshipped you for centuries,” scoffed Buddha, “so beat it, horse-goddess girl.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/619 "2007-04-16T19:40:18Z")
The-alien-masquerading-as-a-deity (we are, after all, monotheisits) prepared her [1920’s style Death Ray…](http://www.genuinescooters.com/sog/david_huntley-pokey.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/620 "2007-04-17T03:49:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] “No one’s worshipped you for centuries,” scoffed Buddha, “so beat it, horse-goddess girl.” [/QUOTE] Epona snorted, wheeled her hindquarters toward the Fat Boy, lifted her tail, and showered him with road apples. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131.md?page=32)