# Write a story, one sentence at a time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 21, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131 "2007-02-21T20:20:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/621 "2007-04-17T03:59:37Z")
Moses entered the scene and said “Nu? My invitation was lost in the mail, maybe?” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/622 "2007-04-17T12:32:21Z")
Moses smote a rock with his staff to help Siddahartha wash up, "_Dammit,_ too hard [again!"](http://www.thebricktestament.com/exodus/water_from_the_rock/ex17_05.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/623 "2007-04-18T16:43:16Z")
“No prob, Moses ol’ pal,” said Christ, waving his hand slightly and instantly calming the waters. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/624 "2007-04-18T17:08:05Z")
[Epona](http://www.htfgifts.com/images/ToonStat/Gumby&Pokey.jpg) and Joshie took a liking to each other. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/625 "2007-04-21T04:47:54Z")
And they all lived happily ever after. [Rabbi](http://members.shaw.ca/david.p.z.888/star_wars/pics/obi-wan_kenobi.jpg) Yehudah ben Bezalel Levaias became the Rebbe of a congregation in Fargo, North Dakota. The [Golem](http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/images/Golem.jpg) became a super hero in his own right after he got his Magen David fixed; his secret identity is a statue of Icarus and Daedleus at the Main Branch of the Central Arkansas Library System. Sadie opened a famous Kosher restaurant in [Brookline](http://www.google.com/maps?q=Brookline,+MA,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title) , Massachusetts. [Epona](http://www.premavision.com/studio/cheerios2.jpg) and Josh began a successful children’s television program in New Jersey. [Elijah](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/137/039_C50932~Elijah-Wood-Posters.jpg) oops, [Elijah](http://gardenofpraise.com/images/elijah.jpg) returned to where ever it is he goes until next Pesach. Siddahartha entered the Straight Dope Celebrity Death Pool, leading with the [Dali Lama](http://www.clivearrowsmith.co.uk/utilityimages/HH.jpg) . Everyone else came to a [Bad End](http://altreligion.about.com/library/graphics/wanton5.jpg) . ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-a-story-one-sentence-at-a-time/393131/626 "2007-04-21T14:28:12Z")
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