# Write my protest sign!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 8, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027 "2011-10-08T20:50:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/21 "2011-10-09T00:59:57Z")

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Will work for social justice.

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**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/22 "2011-10-09T01:07:55Z")

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Try [this.](http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/political-pictures-just-cause-for-revolution.jpg)

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/23 "2011-10-09T02:07:51Z")

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50% Tax On Every Billion You Earn  
150% Tax On Every Billion You Stole

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/24 "2011-10-09T02:15:01Z")

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Will work for a job.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/25 "2011-10-09T02:27:12Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> “bong hits”  
> “pepper spray seasonings”  
> “year end dividends”

Since I don’t know you, I’ll tentatively mention my original idea, which isn’t original, alas…

“gangbang”

:d&r:

> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> Will work for a job.

Win!

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/26 "2011-10-09T02:44:44Z")

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Tax Tacks!

Tax Thumbs!

Exodus 31:15!

No New Texans!

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/27 "2011-10-09T23:55:02Z")

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This sign is brought to you  
by the letters P. O.'d  
and the number 99.

Special bonus points if you paint it in the style of a [Sesame Street sign](http://i.imgur.com/Y3ZIA.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/28 "2011-10-10T00:03:24Z")

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The commies don’t want your toxic assets either!

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/29 "2011-10-10T01:39:54Z")

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I recommend the one in [this picture.](http://cheezburger.com/View/5277777408)

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/30 "2011-10-10T03:27:09Z")

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“Bring Back Czarcasm!”  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/31 "2011-10-10T04:07:27Z")

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Another plebe against white collar thievery.

How many ways are there to skin a Fat Cat?

The need to accumulate billion$ is sick.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/32 "2011-10-10T04:21:28Z")

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“Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!”

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/33 "2011-10-10T04:30:41Z")

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[Do you think I can recreate this with marker and poster board?](http://i.imgur.com/Q35Dl.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/34 "2011-10-10T04:52:48Z")

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We are here!  
We are here!  
We are here!  
WE ARE HERE!

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/35 "2011-10-10T12:41:11Z")

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, please.  
Just stand next to other people holding signs. A little politeness can go a long way.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/36 "2011-10-10T14:25:00Z")

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“My OTHER sign is witty and relevant”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/37 "2011-10-10T14:40:18Z")

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Show your solidarity with the other protesters with this sign: “STOP THE COMMUNIST WALL STREET ISRAELIS FROM TAKING AWAY OUR 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS WITH DEADLY CHEMTRAILS!”

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/38 "2011-10-10T14:45:29Z")

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Hopefully [this link](http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/)won’t go stale very soon.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/39 "2011-10-10T14:56:56Z")

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“My opportunities are so limited, I had to get help to even write this sign!”

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-my-protest-sign/599027/40 "2011-10-10T15:49:46Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> We are here!  
> We are here!  
> We are here!  
> WE ARE HERE!

Love this. But it’ll only work if we can get the Wall St. Fat Cat Job Creators to open up their windows and yell, “Boil that dust speck! Boil that dust speck!”

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