# Write Sarah Palin's Next History Lecture
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 4, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318 "2011-06-04T17:57:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/61 "2011-06-08T02:55:22Z")
And that guy with the beard on Mt. Rushmore? That’s Jesus.
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### Author:  [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/62 "2011-06-08T15:53:36Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> What the fuck happened to the America I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest nation in history, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Sarah, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
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> We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part!
Germans? Pearl Harbor?
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### Author:  [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/63 "2011-06-09T15:04:52Z")
> [@ministryman](#):
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> Germans? Pearl Harbor?
_Animal House_ FTW.
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/64 "2011-06-09T18:37:28Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> _Animal House_ FTW.
Forget it, he’s on a roll.
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### Author:  [@albopictus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/albopictus)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2011, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/65 "2011-06-10T08:43:40Z")
I am qualified to the Presidential job, unlike and regardless other incumbents now occupying the humm, occupying with disputable credentials, while I am qualified to design a strategy in Latin America because I once attended a Latin class by mistake and live in front of a catholic church and can hear them talking Latin, which is a dialect of Maid, from my kitchen.
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### Author:  [@FrankieDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrankieDee)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/66 "2011-06-10T09:41:47Z")
OK
If you were ever the Mayor of a small town , you may be smarter than Gov Palin
If you were ever the Governor of the largest state in the Union, you may be smarter than Gov Palin
If you were ever a Vice Presidential candidate , and / or beat Joe Biden in a debate, you may be smarter than Gov Palin.
Everyone else can stop making fools of themselves by continuing to post …
Enjoy your day…
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2011, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/67 "2011-06-10T09:49:47Z")
> [@FrankieDee](#):
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> Everyone else can stop making fools of themselves by continuing to post …
You posted.
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### Author:  [@FrankieDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrankieDee)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/68 "2011-06-10T13:53:30Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> You posted.
The operative word being “continued” , so you continued, as did so many other fools .
Now the question is, “Just how many clowns can you fit in a clown car?”
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### Author:  [@albopictus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/albopictus)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/69 "2011-06-10T14:00:29Z")
> [@FrankieDee](#):
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> The operative word being “continued” , so you continued, as did so many other fools .
> Now the question is, “Just how many clowns can you fit in a clown car?”
Five if Gov Palin is driving… What do I win?
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### Author:  [@albopictus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/albopictus)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/70 "2011-06-10T14:02:15Z")
> [@FrankieDee](#):
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> OK
> If you were ever the Mayor of a small town , you may be smarter than Gov Palin
> If you were ever the Governor of the largest state in the Union, you may be smarter than Gov Palin
> If you were ever a Vice Presidential candidate , and / or beat Joe Biden in a debate, you may be smarter than Gov Palin.
> Everyone else can stop making fools of themselves by continuing to post …
> Enjoy your day…
I guess this makes you a fan of Pres. Obama. You might have a point. He does seem smarter than Palin… But then again, there’s Bush and Reagan. Tough call.
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### Author:  [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-sarah-palins-next-history-lecture/584318/71 "2011-06-10T16:16:31Z")
> [@albopictus](#):
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> I guess this makes you a fan of Pres. Obama. You might have a point. He does seem smarter than Palin… But then again, there’s Bush and Reagan. Tough call.
Are you kidding us? As far as I can tell, _Warren G. bloody Harding_ was smarter than Ms Palin is. For starters, Harding was a very successful businessman before he went into politics.
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