# Write The Caption **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611 "2005-01-19T21:02:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/1 "2005-01-19T21:02:05Z")
[http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050119/480/wcap110201191629](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050119/480/wcap110201191629) “If it wasn’t for that gnome, I never would have made it through college.” ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/2 "2005-01-19T21:07:08Z")
“Long Dong Silver, my ass!” ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/3 "2005-01-19T21:12:59Z")
“I’m _crushhhing_ your head!” ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/4 "2005-01-19T21:20:29Z")
“I was _this close_ to taking off my earrings and kicking Colin Powell’s pansy ‘I don’t wanna go to war’ behind!” ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/5 "2005-01-19T21:26:13Z")
‘And Monica was like “It was huge!” and I was like “Nah, this long at most”’ ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/6 "2005-01-19T21:30:52Z")
“_Osama_ _Has only got one ball._ _Sadaam_ _Has got two, but they are small…_” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/7 "2005-01-19T21:33:51Z")
Ms. Rice, at what point would you consult an orthodontist? ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/8 "2005-01-19T21:58:58Z")
“In discussing the detainee torture scandal, nominee Rice explains that authorized physical abuse was limited to giving the suspects ‘such a _pinch_…’” ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/9 "2005-01-19T22:10:15Z")
> [@The King of Soup](#): > > “In discussing the detainee torture scandal, nominee Rice explains that authorized physical abuse was limited to giving the suspects ‘such a _pinch_…’” That was\* fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnyyyy\*! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/10 "2005-01-19T22:13:59Z")
I have _had it_ up to between _here_ and _here_. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/11 "2005-01-19T22:19:29Z")
Alright, alright, you caught me. I admit it. The fish was only _this_ big! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/12 "2005-01-19T22:58:21Z")
“Fine, we admit it. What we found were only weapons of _slight_ destruction.” ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/13 "2005-01-19T23:08:51Z")
> [@Wartime Consigliori](#): > > “I’m _crushhhing_ your head!” Wait a minute…That head! It’s already been crushed! ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/14 "2005-01-19T23:20:16Z")
“Oprah Winfrey, your skills are weak. PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!” ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/15 "2005-01-19T23:28:33Z")
“What’s that Mr Socky? Someone’s stolen your clothes?!” “And once all the wires and pullies are connected, this is how I make Dubya’s lips move.” “Arrrg! Arrrg! Here comes the big dinosaur to eat the poor little microphone!” “Gimme a ‘C’ !” ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/16 "2005-01-19T23:31:10Z")
> [@Futile Gesture](#): > > “Arrrg! Arrrg! Here comes the big dinosaur to eat the poor little microphone!” I like this one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/17 "2005-01-19T23:51:11Z")
“Don’t tempt me Senator Boxer, for my balls hang this low off the ground and I will slap you silly with them.” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/18 "2005-01-20T00:13:16Z")
Here comes the CLAW! AAARGHH! The Claw! Nobody can stop the claw! everybody fears the claw! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/19 "2005-01-20T00:15:43Z")
“Why did I divorce his ass? I’ll _tell_ you why, muthaf\*\*\*\*r! THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY!!” ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/20 "2005-01-20T00:24:08Z")
I was THIS close to convinving Bush to nuke Baghdad! And that pansy Powell talked him out of it! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611.md?page=2)