# Write The Caption **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611 "2005-01-19T21:02:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/21 "2005-01-20T00:24:09Z")
…and then I stepped in a pile of dog shit this deep! Argh! I _hate_ Wednesdays! ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/22 "2005-01-20T01:07:30Z")
“Yeah, I finished second in the farting contest but I won the longest booger contest with one this long.” ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/23 "2005-01-20T02:33:54Z")
No no, I hit that car while side parking. Its always because men are telling me that \*THIS \* is six inches. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/24 "2005-01-20T04:31:58Z")
In a bold maneuver, Bush administration officials try to coax the United Nations into war without bothering to produce the fake vile of anthrax Colin Powell used. “We just wanted to see how far we could push the envelope” Condoleezza Rice remarked. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/25 "2005-01-20T05:06:50Z")
Unbeknownst to the Senate Panel, Nominee Condoleeza Rice flashes a “Crip” sign to Senator Joseph Biden (D-DE) and gives props for her homies in the Senate and Hizzouse. Tripler She got mad advizin’ skillz, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/26 "2005-01-20T05:39:47Z")
“I will now distract you with my left hand and flip you off with my right.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/27 "2005-01-20T08:29:16Z")
“Capitol Hill Cat Fight! Raowr! Ffft! Ffft!” ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/28 "2005-01-20T08:40:25Z")
“Tsssshit. Where did that hand come from?” ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/29 "2005-01-20T08:46:19Z")
“Pencil erasers, sir? Hell, no. They were this long.” ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/30 "2005-01-20T08:49:50Z")
“We have these new invisible spy cameras. Let me demonstrate by taking a picture of myself. Cheese.” ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/31 "2005-01-20T08:54:24Z")
Because Rummy said he wouldn’t put more than this in Senator Boxer. Jealous? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/32 "2005-01-20T08:55:20Z")
You know if you put your hand up like this, the moon only looks THAT big. Watch me hack a loogie through the goal posts here. You know what “C” stands for Ms. Boxer? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/33 "2005-01-20T08:57:35Z")
“There is some evidence vital to my argument that we currently lack; I’ll hold up my hand and we can photoshop it in later” ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/34 "2005-01-20T19:27:06Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > “There is some evidence vital to my argument that we currently lack; I’ll hold up my hand and we can photoshop it in later” This one is my favorite so far. ::applause:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/35 "2005-01-21T10:15:17Z")
“The art of power dressing. Now, notice my fringe is just so.” “Did you hear the one about the lobster…” ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/36 "2005-01-21T13:57:19Z")
But neither of my hands look like an ‘L’, are they both right? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/37 "2005-01-21T16:04:57Z")
Any of you seen my chapstick? Plastic, cylindrical, about _this_ tall. . .I could really use it right now. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/38 "2005-01-21T16:43:23Z")
Please allow me to quantify your political relevance, Senator Boxer. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/39 "2005-01-21T17:21:00Z")
“Ms. Boxer, I am thiiiiis close to going up there and knocking you on your bitch ass.” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-caption/285611/40 "2005-01-21T21:01:56Z")
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