# Write the world’s best clickbait **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120 "2018-07-01T21:42:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/1 "2018-07-01T21:42:11Z")
His mother-in-law had a barrel in her basement for years. You won’t believe what was in it! They said the two-headed Raymond Burr wasn’t possible, this woman disagrees. OK, those suck. Maybe you can come up with better ones. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/2 "2018-07-01T21:58:05Z")
Click here to WIN FREE SEX for life! ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/3 "2018-07-01T22:00:10Z")
Amateur exorcist tries to expel demon. You won’t believe what happens next! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/4 "2018-07-01T22:11:02Z")
How viewing this page just set your bank account to zero. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/5 "2018-07-01T22:15:52Z")
> [@Aquadementia](#): > > How viewing this page just set your bank account to zero. OK, that’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/6 "2018-07-01T22:32:08Z")
22 Trump photos Russia kept hidden ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/7 "2018-07-01T23:03:18Z")
Trump secret JFK love child! ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/8 "2018-07-01T23:05:38Z")
A chimpanzee ate his face off, but you won’t believe what he looks like now! ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/9 "2018-07-01T23:11:52Z")
Do not click here! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/10 "2018-07-01T23:14:24Z")
Trump’s sex change operation! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/11 "2018-07-01T23:16:32Z")
Click here to end Trump presidency! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/12 "2018-07-01T23:28:46Z")
Leo Bloom put hollandaise on his dog. You won’t believe what happened next! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/13 "2018-07-01T23:30:15Z")
If it was my job to write those, I’d get really meta: Click here if you hate clickbait! This [Minneapolis] woman never dreamed of the horrors that would consume her life when she clicked on \*this very ad… \* like you’re … _a b o u t …_ t o … d o . . . Click here if you never want to get spam emails again! Ok, we give up. You’re too smart for us. You already know these 11 Free Money Secrets (and, yeah, you WILL believe #7). ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/14 "2018-07-02T00:07:50Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Leo Bloom put hollandaise on his dog. You won’t believe what happened next! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/15 "2018-07-02T00:26:35Z")
10 Ways to Look Great Without Wearing a Bra. ---
**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/16 "2018-07-02T00:52:00Z")
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/17 "2018-07-02T03:01:07Z")
You’ll never guess who was caught running naked through the White House. Click here to see! ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/18 "2018-07-02T05:26:57Z")
Family dog digs up bones in backyard, and then… Local teen eats “spaghetti,” turns our it was really… Think you know the difference between red and blue? Try this mind-blowing test… Student expelled from school for innocently bringing this amazing object to class… Housewife’s shocking use for condoms makes headlines in small town… ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/19 "2018-07-02T08:15:20Z")
These are the sex workers living in YOUR neighborhood… #6 will shock you! You won’t believe what we learned when scanning your spouses phone! Experts don’t want you to learn this one easy trick (hint: the “easy trick” is someone related to you.) ---
**Author:** ![Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@Jake\_Bullet\_Traffic\_Control](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake_Bullet_Traffic_Control)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2018, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120/20 "2018-07-02T08:33:55Z")
Dear White People: This is Why All the Sweets You Enjoyed as a Child are Racist. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-the-world-s-best-clickbait/817120.md?page=2)