# Write this story, one word at a time **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045 "2007-02-28T17:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/301 "2007-03-03T20:19:03Z")
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/302 "2007-03-03T21:20:56Z")
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**Author:** ![Baffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@Baffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baffle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/303 "2007-03-03T22:24:53Z")
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/304 "2007-03-04T00:36:45Z")
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/305 "2007-03-04T11:07:41Z")
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/306 "2007-03-04T14:13:13Z")
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**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/307 "2007-03-04T16:06:22Z")
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**Author:** ![Flip\_Pancake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f1d935/32.png) [@Flip\_Pancake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flip_Pancake)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/308 "2007-03-04T16:23:23Z")
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/309 "2007-03-04T16:37:08Z")
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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/310 "2007-03-04T19:01:57Z")
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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/311 "2007-03-04T19:22:09Z")
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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/312 "2007-03-05T04:27:22Z")
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/313 "2007-03-05T05:08:51Z")
One day, Bob found a dead kangaroo levitating over his bed. “Holy mother of Bob,” he ejaculated. Luckily, Gadarene’s rubber sheets were absorbed by sixteen black panties, which tasted like kangaroo droppings. Bob couldn’t believe it’s not butter. Meanwhile, Ted snarled, “Zounds! This isn’t Kosher!” He and his cockatiel had spent millions on margarine. Understandably, Ted committed hara-kiri with a condom filled with horseradish. “Yowsa!” cried Bob. The steel blade in the vaseline glistened like moist vaseline-soaked steel. But, precocious ogres tiptoed stealthily around the cockatiel. Just then, hundreds of tiny elephants trod over California Street, only to be eaten by giant hamsters. Bob barely leaned over the rotting elephant before laughing. He exclaimed, “What a coincidence!” Just then, the dead Academy cadet laughed. Suddenly laughter seemed pointless. “Pointless?” Bob snorted. “Everything seems pointy! Even now, with the dead chickens trodding over the wet desert,” he chortled. Meanwhile, back in Kansas, eleven years earlier, Dorothy Bobmother, Bob’s holy Bobmother, wept bitterly. Unfazed by her precocious stoicism, Sulu opined, “Wherefore art thou shapeless?” “Here we smell!” replied baby Fran. “Who blew kangaroo away?” That’s just what happened last night. However, robotic tentacles fondled Bobmother’s new fur hat. Bob confessed, “Kansas doesn’t engender fond memories.” The rabbi merely shrugged. “Eh what was I smoking,” the rabbi blearily ejaculated. “Sometimes we eat juice laced with psilocybin and spicy whiskey.” “Mmmm,” Bob drooled, “give it to Julia Roberts.” Suddenly, the harpsichord exploded! Bob cackled like a gecko probably would. The Geico gecko sued Dorothy Bobmother for cockroach-related injuries. Luckily, the court ruled in favor of the duchess of Bobmother, Royal Haberdasher of Kangaroos and Topeka. The defendant just shed another head while twenty strippers cavorted around the harpsichord. Suddenly, Bob’s neighbor bellowed, “You Bastard! Keep your vaseline-soaked eyeballs out of my refrigerator!” This statement could erode even _[the]_ most bulletproof alibi. Still, Bob knew that death fed him **many** ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/314 "2007-03-05T11:06:22Z")
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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/315 "2007-03-05T14:39:49Z")
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/316 "2007-03-05T14:47:54Z")
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/317 "2007-03-05T15:18:08Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/318 "2007-03-05T15:52:48Z")
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/319 "2007-03-05T15:56:23Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/320 "2007-03-05T16:00:32Z")
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