# Write this story, one word at a time **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045 "2007-02-28T17:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/41 "2007-02-28T21:49:52Z")
Kosher!" ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/42 "2007-02-28T21:50:32Z")
He ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/43 "2007-02-28T21:52:28Z")
and ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/44 "2007-02-28T22:04:44Z")
his ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/45 "2007-02-28T22:05:28Z")
cockatiel ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/46 "2007-02-28T22:08:38Z")
had ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/47 "2007-02-28T22:18:21Z")
spent ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/48 "2007-02-28T22:22:19Z")
millions ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/49 "2007-02-28T22:25:56Z")
on ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/50 "2007-02-28T22:30:40Z")
margarine ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/51 "2007-02-28T22:38:20Z")
> [@](#): > > One day, Bob found a dead kangaroo levitating over his bed. “Holy mother of God,” he ejaculated. Luckily, Gadarene’s rubber sheets were absorbed by sixteen black panties, which tasted like kangaroo droppings. Bob couldn’t believe it’s not butter. > > Meanwhile, Ted snarled, “Zounds! This isn’t Kosher!” He and his cockatiel had spent millions on margarine . Understandably, ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/52 "2007-02-28T22:53:28Z")
Ted ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/53 "2007-02-28T22:59:59Z")
committed ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/54 "2007-02-28T23:14:31Z")
hara-kiri ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/55 "2007-02-28T23:23:23Z")
with ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/56 "2007-02-28T23:52:16Z")
…a ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/57 "2007-02-28T23:54:58Z")
condom ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/58 "2007-02-28T23:56:41Z")
filled ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/59 "2007-03-01T00:25:04Z")
with ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/60 "2007-03-01T00:26:02Z")
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