# Write this story, one word at a time **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045 "2007-02-28T17:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/61 "2007-03-01T00:49:32Z")
This is evidently a Dadaist story. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/62 "2007-03-01T01:14:54Z")
“Yowsa!” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/63 "2007-03-01T01:17:08Z")
## cried [QUOTE=CaerieD] “Holy mother of God,” he ejaculated. [/QUOTE] Actually, it was “Holy mother of Bob,” Although I can see where people get confused… ## Monstre \<— aka Bob ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/64 "2007-03-01T02:21:59Z")
Bob (Not so much Dada as MadLib) ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/65 "2007-03-01T02:28:08Z")
## . The D’oh! Sorry about the whole Bob/God mixup. We’ll have to be sure to fix that on subsequent pages. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/66 "2007-03-01T02:32:55Z")
steel ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/67 "2007-03-01T02:36:01Z")
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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/68 "2007-03-01T02:41:00Z")
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/69 "2007-03-01T02:42:55Z")
the ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/70 "2007-03-01T02:44:34Z")
vaseline ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/71 "2007-03-01T02:52:32Z")
glistened ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/72 "2007-03-01T03:06:41Z")
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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/73 "2007-03-01T03:09:37Z")
moist ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/74 "2007-03-01T03:11:19Z")
vaseline-soaked ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/75 "2007-03-01T03:20:21Z")
steel. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/76 "2007-03-01T03:22:41Z")
But, ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/77 "2007-03-01T04:55:34Z")
precocious ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/78 "2007-03-01T05:19:45Z")
ogres ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/79 "2007-03-01T05:33:20Z")
tiptoed ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/80 "2007-03-01T05:44:35Z")
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