# Write this story, one word at a time **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045 "2007-02-28T17:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/101 "2007-03-01T17:17:17Z")
> [@](#): > > One day, Bob found a dead kangaroo levitating over his bed. “Holy mother of Bob,” he ejaculated. Luckily, Gadarene’s rubber sheets were absorbed by sixteen black panties, which tasted like kangaroo droppings. Bob couldn’t believe it’s not butter. > > Meanwhile, Ted snarled, “Zounds! This isn’t Kosher!” He and his cockatiel had spent millions on margarine. Understandably, Ted committed hara-kiri with a condom filled with horseradish. “Yowsa!” cried Bob. > > The steel blade in the vaseline glistened like moist vaseline-soaked steel. But, precocious ogres tiptoed stealthily around the cockatiel. Just then, hundreds of tiny elephants trod over California Street, only to be eaten by giant hamsters . Bob ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/102 "2007-03-01T17:24:02Z")
barely ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/103 "2007-03-01T17:24:05Z")
leaned ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/104 "2007-03-01T17:27:30Z")
over [non story]Nice to see that the simupost worked out.[/ns] ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/105 "2007-03-01T17:27:54Z")
the ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/106 "2007-03-01T17:28:44Z")
rotting ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/107 "2007-03-01T17:29:04Z")
elephant ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/108 "2007-03-01T17:48:15Z")
before ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/109 "2007-03-01T17:56:46Z")
laughing ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/110 "2007-03-01T18:02:37Z")
. He ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/111 "2007-03-01T18:06:41Z")
exclaimed, " ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/112 "2007-03-01T18:09:11Z")
What ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/113 "2007-03-01T18:11:37Z")
a (text added to get around 2 character minimum per post) ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/114 "2007-03-01T18:13:56Z")
coincidence! ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/115 "2007-03-01T18:34:25Z")
" Just ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/116 "2007-03-01T18:38:26Z")
then, ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Mongoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8dc957/32.png) [@Hugh\_Mongoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Mongoose)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/117 "2007-03-01T18:38:31Z")
the ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/118 "2007-03-01T18:44:37Z")
dead ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/119 "2007-03-01T18:44:57Z")
Academy ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/120 "2007-03-01T18:49:05Z")
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