# Write this story, one word at a time **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045 "2007-02-28T17:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/141 "2007-03-01T19:29:06Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/142 "2007-03-01T19:37:46Z")
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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/143 "2007-03-01T19:38:05Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/144 "2007-03-01T19:45:51Z")
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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/145 "2007-03-01T19:47:23Z")
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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/146 "2007-03-01T19:48:42Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/147 "2007-03-01T19:50:39Z")
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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/148 "2007-03-01T19:55:00Z")
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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/149 "2007-03-01T19:55:46Z")
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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/150 "2007-03-01T19:58:18Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/151 "2007-03-01T20:10:06Z")
One day, Bob found a dead kangaroo levitating over his bed. “Holy mother of Bob,” he ejaculated. Luckily, Gadarene’s rubber sheets were absorbed by sixteen black panties, which tasted like kangaroo droppings. Bob couldn’t believe it’s not butter. Meanwhile, Ted snarled, “Zounds! This isn’t Kosher!” He and his cockatiel had spent millions on margarine. Understandably, Ted committed hara-kiri with a condom filled with horseradish. “Yowsa!” cried Bob. The steel blade in the vaseline glistened like moist vaseline-soaked steel. But, precocious ogres tiptoed stealthily around the cockatiel. Just then, hundreds of tiny elephants trod over California Street, only to be eaten by giant hamsters. Bob barely leaned over the rotting elephant before laughing. He exclaimed, “What a coincidence!” Just then, the dead Academy cadet laughed. Suddenly laughter seemed pointless. “Pointless?” Bob snorted. “Everything seems pointy! Even now, with the dead chickens trodding over the wet desert”, he chortled. Meanwhile, back in kansas, eleven ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Mongoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8dc957/32.png) [@Hugh\_Mongoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Mongoose)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/152 "2007-03-01T20:15:06Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/153 "2007-03-01T20:16:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/154 "2007-03-01T20:24:42Z")
Dorothy ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/155 "2007-03-01T20:28:21Z")
Bobmother ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/156 "2007-03-01T20:35:09Z")
, Bob’s ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/157 "2007-03-01T20:36:04Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/158 "2007-03-01T20:37:33Z")
Bobmother, ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/159 "2007-03-01T20:37:53Z")
wept ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-this-story-one-word-at-a-time/394045/160 "2007-03-01T20:40:21Z")
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