# Write your own Enterprise episode **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 21, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-enterprise-episode/138017 "2002-11-21T20:47:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![moonchilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@moonchilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonchilde)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-enterprise-episode/138017/81 "2002-11-30T01:10:32Z")
“But Holmes, how did you know Kn\*ckers disintegrated J.R. then transported the body into the ear a Ferengi?” “Alimentary, My Dear Watson!” ---
**Author:** ![moonchilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@moonchilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonchilde)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-enterprise-episode/138017/82 "2002-11-30T01:11:43Z")
(Holmes is Data and Watson is Geordi…just to keep with the thread 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-enterprise-episode/138017/83 "2002-11-30T06:27:40Z")
That guy from Hamlet who died from poison being poured into his ear: Not this plot device again! Can’t Berman buy better writers? Berman: We have a lovely script coming up where Archer falls for a Klingon woman named J’liet, but there is war between the humans and the Klingons, and they are caught in the middle. Braga: Luckily they are saved at the zero hour by a koala fish mutant bird! Berman: Score! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-enterprise-episode/138017.md?page=4)