# Write your own epitaph. Silly versions only, please. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859 "2011-08-16T02:25:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/41 "2011-08-16T14:20:07Z")
```auto **LUDOVIC** has died of dysentery ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/42 "2011-08-16T15:00:36Z")
Here lies _ **Lare** _ Completely misunderstood the meaning of “Dyson Ball Vac.” ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/43 "2011-08-16T15:03:38Z")
How about this: **"If you can read this, you are standing too close."** ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/44 "2011-08-16T15:13:03Z")
Alka Seltzer “Get the hell off my lawn.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/45 "2011-08-16T15:34:29Z")
KneadToKnow Please listen carefully for muffled screams. If you hear any, please dig quickly. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/46 "2011-08-16T15:41:33Z")
\*\*Here Lies cmyk You’re the 1,000,000 visitor!!! Click here to redeem your free iPad!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/47 "2011-08-16T15:47:08Z")
Reported for broken link. ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/48 "2011-08-16T15:50:59Z")
You’re standing on my balls! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I897 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/49 "2011-08-16T15:55:02Z")
Here Lies Czarcasm “Sonofabitch-it WAS the red wire!” Rest In Pieces ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/50 "2011-08-16T16:37:46Z")
Here lies Jophiel His limit for unarmed combat was four sasquatch, not five ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/51 "2011-08-16T20:06:05Z")
**Maus Magill** He was crunchy and tasted good with ketchup ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/52 "2011-08-16T22:33:48Z")
404 error - page not found Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/53 "2011-08-16T22:37:12Z")
Not original, but I love Doc Cathode He saved the world a lot ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/54 "2011-08-16T22:42:19Z")
\*\*CalMeacham Before They Made Him, They Broke the Mold\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/55 "2011-08-16T22:55:42Z")
Well this just sucks ass. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/56 "2011-08-16T22:56:15Z")
swampbear Well, this just sucks! My youngest niece says that if she has any say so I’ll have this epitaph. I lurve my youngest niece! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/57 "2011-08-16T22:57:52Z")
Billfish678 He fought Cthulu And Cthulu won Decorated of course with the musical notes from the “I fought the law and the law won” song ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/58 "2011-08-16T23:02:25Z")
Here lies **Sunspace**. Composted. Mind the tree. > [@Nava](#): > > Hades now runs SAP. I _knew_ it!!! > [@cmyk](#): > > \*\*Here Lies > cmyk > > You’re the 1,000,000 visitor!!! > Click here to redeem your free iPad!\*\* Shouldn’t that be “You’re the 1,000,000th visitor!!!”? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/59 "2011-08-16T23:09:21Z")
Here lies zoid As it turns out he was not a machine, was not indestructible, could in fact be damaged by bullets, fire, and blunt trauma. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-epitaph-silly-versions-only-please/592859/60 "2011-08-16T23:36:16Z")
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