# Write your own Onion headline

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-onion-headline/539803>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-onion-headline/539803 "2010-05-17T19:43:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-onion-headline/539803/1 "2010-05-17T19:43:19Z")

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You’ve just been assigned the task of writing one of those headline-only Onion jokes. No story, just a headline.

Mine: **Ray guns dangerous to all, says Pew Pew Research Center**

Go.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-onion-headline/539803/2 "2010-05-17T21:28:12Z")

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**[Great Minds Think Alike](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=549956&)**

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/write-your-own-onion-headline/539803/3 "2010-05-17T21:32:46Z")

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:smack:

Indeed.