# Writhing Miss Daisy, or The Electric Orgasm Machine Rides Again **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 12, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147 "2001-05-12T00:28:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/1 "2001-05-12T00:28:34Z")
Simple question: Any of you ladies try this [Sybian](http://www.sybian.com/)machine before? If so, what did you think? If you haven’t tried it, would you mind sharing your thoughts on it anyway? Thanks, Heembo ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/2 "2001-05-12T00:34:33Z")
And none of the “I liked it so much, I bought the company!” testimonials. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/3 "2001-05-12T01:08:10Z")
Huh. Interesting. Checked the site: there don’t seem to be any dirty pics anywhere. So the link can stay. ---
**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/4 "2001-05-12T01:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Coldfire_ > Huh. Interesting. Checked the site: there don’t seem to be any dirty pics anywhere. So the link can stay. What were you expecting, Coldfire? I mean, it’s just a masturbation machine for cryin out loud… 😃 Heembo ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/5 "2001-05-12T03:06:12Z")
i’m wondering where the bottle washing thing comes into play. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/6 "2001-05-12T03:14:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*And none of the “I liked it so much, I bought the company!” testimonials. 😃 \*\* A better testimonial would be “I liked it so much, I _would’ve_ bought the company, but I stayed home to ride the lil’ pony so often I got canned for absenteeism and had to file for bankruptcy. I now pry myself off it just long enough to temp every now and then, so I can afford to pay ConEdison to keep the electricity from being cut off…” That, my friends, is a testimonial that’d make me pay for a four-color glossy brochure to find out more. ---
**Author:** ![upperdeckfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/65b543/32.png) [@upperdeckfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/upperdeckfan)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/7 "2001-05-12T04:14:40Z")
For us menfolk, the Venus 2000 claims 300 strokes per minute:eek: True, it would be a cheap date, but for cryin’ out loud, it has gears and runs on a current. What if there’s a power surge? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/8 "2001-05-13T00:05:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rocking chair \* > \*\*i’m wondering where the bottle washing thing comes into play. \*\* Thats for the guys to clean out their urethra afterwards. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![nra\_babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@nra\_babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nra_babe)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/9 "2001-05-13T00:45:10Z")
i don’t know guys it looks pretty scary to me… ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/10 "2001-05-13T00:54:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by upperdeckfan \* > \*\*For us menfolk, the Venus 2000 claims 300 strokes per minute:eek: > > True, it would be a cheap date, but for cryin’ out loud, it has gears and runs on a current. What if there’s a power surge? \*\* Y’know, there’s a Tim Allen “more power!” joke here, but I don’t even want to try for it… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.White](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Mr.White](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.White)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/writhing-miss-daisy-or-the-electric-orgasm-machine-rides-again/65147/11 "2001-05-13T02:04:47Z")
I know a lady that tried one in a group setting. She loved it. No personal experience for me though.😃