# WTF? Do people really do this? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380 "2003-06-21T06:09:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Major\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Major\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Kong)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/1 "2003-06-21T06:09:12Z")
[http://www.dolphinsex.org/](http://www.dolphinsex.org/) ---
**Author:** ![G-RAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@G-RAY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-RAY)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/2 "2003-06-21T06:15:52Z")
I hope in my next life to come back as a dolphin. Just so I can molest unsuspecting tourists at club med. “But I just wanted to SWIM with the dolphins”. Well it looks like you got the bonus plan. ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/3 "2003-06-21T06:17:17Z")
I did not have sexual relations with that dolphin, Flipper. I’d heard the stuff about dolphins being randy and a bit promiscuous. At one dolphin encounter in the Caribbean they joke about not stimulating the dolphins “unless you can finish the job.” :eek: I used to think that was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/4 "2003-06-21T06:18:11Z")
lol I’ve learned long ago that every bizarre perversion has at least a few die-hard fans. (call that an early bad pun… you’ll see in a sec) However, I think this site is just for grins. Case in point: > [@](#): > > I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that’s precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! :eek: Sounds like a joke to me. Hell though, you never know. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/5 "2003-06-21T06:24:13Z")
zoophiles. “Neither the human NOR THE ANIMAL…” how the hell does he know? ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/6 "2003-06-21T06:26:16Z")
> [@](#): > > One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them. Hehe. It’s a joke, not that there aren’t people out there strange enough to try this. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/7 "2003-06-21T06:31:43Z")
[Steps in overcoming masturbation.](http://www.dolphinsex.org/stopjackin.html). The “cure” just a click away, from your friends at [dolphinsex.org](http://dolphinsex.org). ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/8 "2003-06-21T11:46:11Z")
You know, that gives me an idea for a my own site - [www.deeponesex.com](http://www.deeponesex.com) anyone? 😃 Just have to get my camera. . . ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/9 "2003-06-21T11:56:39Z")
Arrr… the site’s going to be delayed awhile, damn stupid salt water ruined my camera. Anyone willing to chip in for a water proof one? Then I could get that site running. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/10 "2003-06-21T17:51:02Z")
Dolphin sex? Pfft. Everyone knows REAL men go for sea urchin sex. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/11 "2003-06-21T18:00:53Z")
The site itself is probably a joke, a friend told me it was created by the same guy who made the infamous goatse.cx. While the site itself is probably a joke, I wouldn’t be surprised if the rants themselves were written by real necrophiles or zoophiles. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/12 "2003-06-21T18:27:05Z")
I knew of someone who had that fantasy. Singing the Flipper theme song could make him blush. And get hard as well. Different strokes for porpoise folks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/13 "2003-06-22T18:06:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pedro \* > \*\*[Steps in overcoming masturbation.](http://www.dolphinsex.org/stopjackin.html). > > The “cure” just a click away, from your friends at [dolphinsex.org](http://dolphinsex.org). \*\* Well, it said “determination is the first step,” so I failed right there. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/14 "2003-06-22T18:25:06Z")
Didn’t you ever see that episode of “King of the Hill” where Hank has a “dolphin encounter”, and the dolphin gets a little frisky? ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/15 "2003-06-22T18:51:48Z")
> [@](#): > > [newsoftheweird.com](http://www.newsoftheweird.com/cgi-bin/search/newsweird.cgi) > 1991 – In December, police in Northumberland, England, investigated the alleged sexual abuse of Freddie the Dolphin after a man was seen fondling Freddie’s genitals. In Dingle Bay, Ireland, a naked woman reportedly leaped into the sea shouting, “Fungie (the name of the village’s resident dolphin), I love you.” A British dolphin expert said the dolphin’s non-sexual use of his erect penis (performing the functions of a human arm) has misleadingly aroused humans. ---
**Author:** ![mallocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mallocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallocks)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/16 "2003-06-23T14:17:46Z")
There’s someone in my year constantly taunted about this one, after his revelation of the legality of sex with dolphins. I’ll be sure to point him towards this site 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/17 "2003-06-23T14:31:10Z")
All I can say about this is “Damn I’m open minded but DAMN” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/18 "2003-06-23T14:36:08Z")
I ain’t even touching the _dolphin-free_ tuna joke here. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-do-people-really-do-this/183380/19 "2003-06-23T15:28:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DreadCthulhu \* > \*\*Arrr… the site’s going to be delayed awhile, damn stupid salt water ruined my camera. \*\* Uhm, thanks for the info, but I -told- you not to let people know I was interrested in this! 😛