# WTF happened in you life to make you such an attention whore? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369 "2005-06-22T14:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/41 "2005-06-22T19:59:25Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **auntie em** you could always marry a twee Straight Dope Moderator… oh wait… 😃 Well, when I married him he was neither . . . does this mean I have to do it over again? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/42 "2005-06-22T20:10:40Z")
> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#): > > After suggesting this possibility, I feel obliged to point out that she does work as a nurse, \So I’d say intellectual deficiency is not the issue, after all. Au contraire, there. I have known some flakey nurses in my time. I would like to know just when she last worked as a nurse–we tend to have more COMMON SENSE than she is displaying. I am not a psychiatrist, but I call Borderline personality on her. Or at the very least hypo-manic. As a white woman who is a nurse and is married–I take offense at her amazing idiocy. Greyhound bus stations are in bad parts of town? How sheltered IS this woman? What a nimrod. She will have to work UP to stupid. As to her Mama bein’ her bankuh–never heard of that Southern custom. But to me it augurs a more ominous, hidden problem–methinks this woman is majorly controlled by her parents, and is perhaps exchanging one Master Puppeteer for another in her marriage… Suicidal? I don’t think so. Despairing at becoming her own person and in charge of her own life–very possibly. For this, she earns my sympathy, sadly melted away d/t to the cost and the gratuitous denigration of Hispanics etc. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/43 "2005-06-22T20:12:19Z")
> [@Spectre of Pithecanthropus](#): > > As for the eyes/face, I think she’s very attractive. I do too! Darn nice lookin’ gal… and did you see her breasts? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/44 "2005-06-22T20:15:06Z")
OK-so I am envisioning a spread in Playboy with her as the Centerfold…but all you see is the last tip of ankle. See!? She’s “running away” from the shoot! I crack myself up, I’m telling ya! If she does do a spread–she needs some shades over those eyes. Who can see anything else, but Marty Feldman eyes? (am now humming that old tune, “Bette Davis Eyes”…) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/45 "2005-06-22T20:16:43Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > For this, she earns my sympathy, sadly melted away d/t to the cost and the gratuitous denigration of Hispanics etc. I’m sorry… I missed the “Rules Governing Outlandish Lies” memo. The one that said to only use racially non descript fictional characters. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/46 "2005-06-22T20:21:37Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > I had to open this stupid thread to even find out who was named in the title. Now I’m cranky. Don’t get out of line in GD for the next few hours. Who said no good could come out of this crappy story? The threat in the last line alone is entertainment worthy. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/47 "2005-06-22T20:28:51Z")
> [@5que](#): > > Maybe someone should remind her of her [police report](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0513051wilbanks2.html): > [list=a] > [li]Kidnapped by Hispanic Male and White Female[/li][li]**Sexually asaulted by female: oral sex, digitally penetrated her vagina[/li][li]Forced to perform oral sex on white female until the latter had an orgasm**[/li][li]Raped by Hispanic male[/li][/list] Paging Dr. Freud… Paging Dr. Freud… If I were her fiance, I’d be filing this little detail away for a later conversation. About threesomes and such… ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/48 "2005-06-22T20:38:32Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > If she does do a spread–she needs some shades over those eyes. Who can see anything else, but Marty Feldman eyes? (am now humming that old tune, “Bette Davis Eyes”…) Now I have [this](http://www.lileks.com/institute/dayalets/8.html) image stuck in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/49 "2005-06-22T20:49:40Z")
Jennifer’s breasts aren’t real, but yes, they’re pretty nice-looking. Trashier women than her have benefited from a shoot in _Playboy._ Hell, _Penthouse,_ even. [sub]Gennifer Flowers?[/sub] If Jennifer wants to _really_ do something for humanity, she could throw herself at _Monster Garage_ goon [Jesse James](http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/monstergarage/monstergarage.html), hopefully breaking up his engagement to Sandra Bullock, which is an abomination unto Og. [sub]I mean, Sandy’s last guy, Matthew McConaughey, is something of a cluck, but even he is Cary Fucking Grant compared to this meathead.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/50 "2005-06-22T21:00:28Z")
Wow, I wasn’t even aware she had breasts a couple hours ago, and now I find out they’re not even real. [sub]Maybe the one redeeming quality she had, and now even that’s ruined.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/51 "2005-06-22T21:02:48Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > Jennifer’s breasts aren’t real… Cite? ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/52 "2005-06-22T21:31:32Z")
Bitch got a $500,000 book deal? I’m going to fucking shoot myself. - **vibro** , professional writer ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/53 "2005-06-22T23:22:31Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > **WTF happened in you life to make you such an attention whore?** She may be a whore, but the fact that you posted this thread makes you a john. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/54 "2005-06-22T23:28:18Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Cite? From [here](http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/gwinnett/0505/08bride.html): > [@](#): > > Wilbanks is athletic, with a runner’s sinewy build. One friend told People magazine that Wilbanks has had breast augmentation surgery. [sub]Shee-it man. Wait for the photo shoot like everybody else.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/55 "2005-06-23T09:55:34Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > If Jennifer wants to _really_ do something for humanity, she could throw herself at _Monster Garage_ goon [Jesse James](http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/monstergarage/monstergarage.html), hopefully breaking up his engagement to Sandra Bullock, which is an abomination unto Og. > [sub]I mean, Sandy’s last guy, Matthew McConaughey, is something of a cluck, but even he is Cary Fucking Grant compared to this meathead.[/sub] Wait, WHAT?! Jesse James and SANDRA BULLOCK?!? When the fuck did THAT happen? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/56 "2005-06-23T10:43:53Z")
> [@auntie em](#): > > Well, when I married him he was neither . . . does this mean I have to do it over again? :eek: Well, if you don’t want to, I’m sure we can take up a SDMB collection and scrape up $4 or so for you to get a nice hotel room to hide in… ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/57 "2005-06-23T11:53:32Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > Well, if you don’t want to, I’m sure we can take up a SDMB collection and scrape up $4 or so for you to get a nice hotel room to hide in… That’s nice of you, but: a) $4 will only buy me what, a week or two in the hotel, and b) will it be in a bad part of town? and c) I’ll need about 20 cents more for cab fare . . . ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/58 "2005-06-23T12:34:58Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > If Jennifer wants to _really_ do something for humanity, she could throw herself at _Monster Garage_ goon [Jesse James](http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/monstergarage/monstergarage.html), hopefully breaking up his engagement to Sandra Bullock, which is an abomination unto Og. This makes me sad because, well, have you seen Sandra’s breasts? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/59 "2005-06-23T12:59:34Z")
> [@auntie em](#): > > That’s nice of you, but: > > a) $4 will only buy me what, a week or two in the hotel, and > b) will it be in a bad part of town? and > c) I’ll need about 20 cents more for cab fare . . . And probably a couple bucks so you can eat. If we collected, say, $12.50, that’d be enough for a month at a nice resort. How’s that sound? ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/60 "2005-06-23T13:02:34Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > And probably a couple bucks so you can eat. If we collected, say, $12.50, that’d be enough for a month at a nice resort. How’s that sound? If you collect $15, I could fly there first class. I mean, come on, I’m so stressed out. Whaddaya say? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369.md?page=4)