# WTF happened in you life to make you such an attention whore?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369 "2005-06-22T14:58:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/61 "2005-06-23T13:20:24Z")

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Do your own damn banking, **auntie em**. We’re not your mother!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/62 "2005-06-23T13:34:16Z")

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> [@Mac Guffin](#):
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> Wait, WHAT?! Jesse James and SANDRA BULLOCK?!? When the fuck did THAT happen?

[Secondhand cite](http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=13879763)

A better question is, WHY the fuck did that happen? This gal was America’s Sweetheart! (At least up until _Miss Congeniality 1 & 2._) This is as if Jennifer Aniston up and left Brad Pitt for Dog the Bounty Hunter. Or Helen Hunt showed up at the Oscars with R. Lee Ermey.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/63 "2005-06-23T13:44:06Z")

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Has it been 15 minutes yet?

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/64 "2005-06-23T14:04:30Z")

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> [@lorene](#):
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> Do your own damn banking, **auntie em**. We’re not your mother!

That’s good, because she scares me, as is evident in all the photos you see of me. :eek:

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/65 "2005-06-23T14:30:15Z")

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> [@auntie em](#):
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> If you collect $15, I could fly there first class. I mean, come on, I’m so stressed out. Whaddaya say? 😉

Hey, I’ll give you this bag of quarters I, um… found! Yeh, found.

No, I don’t know how much is in there, I’ve still got my shoes on.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/66 "2005-06-23T17:44:42Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> This makes me sad because, well, have you seen Sandra’s breasts?

In fact, I have them right here.

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-happened-in-you-life-to-make-you-such-an-attention-whore/309369/67 "2005-06-23T20:02:19Z")

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> [@5que](#):
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> Maybe someone should remind her of her [police report](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0513051wilbanks2.html):  
> [list=a]  
> [li]Kidnapped by Hispanic Male and White Female[/li][li]Sexually asaulted by female: oral sex, digitally penetrated her vagina[/li][li]Forced to perform oral sex on white female until the latter had an orgasm[/li][li]Raped by Hispanic male[/li][/list]  
> This is someone who we should pay no attention to.

sssaaaweeeeeeet!

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