# WTF is THAT song doing in my head???

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 9, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229 "2001-10-09T01:34:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/1 "2001-10-09T01:34:56Z")

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Ever have song start going through your head for no reason whatsoever? It happened to me today. I woke up with a song from Kids in the Hall prattling at me. I haven’t seen that show in months. And it wasn’t even a _good_ song. It was the theme song from one of their fake talk show sketches.

“Darcy, Darcy, Darcy Burnell  
She makes life a lot less hell…”

WTF?? Do I really need that repeated to me over and over and over again as I get ready for work? And it wouldn’t leave! Even at work. I felt really stupid testing stuff for bacteria while that damn song kept pounding at my forebrain. I kept thinking, “What if my boss knew what was going on in my head?”

Then, when it finally left, it was replaced by the even more inane “Dead Puppies” song, which I last heard on Dr. Demento 10 years ago. What, is it spring cleaning time in my memory banks?

“Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies aren’t much fun.  
My puppy died late last fall. She’s still rotting in the hall…”

GAAH! I still remember the stinkin’ WORDS!

“One more time for Roman (someone - I never did catch that last name)!!!”

[sub]Someone help me[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/2 "2001-10-09T01:48:28Z")

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And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always looooove yooooooooooou!

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/3 "2001-10-09T02:06:43Z")

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Damn you Silver.

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**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/4 "2001-10-09T02:09:43Z")

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Barry Manilo’s Copacabana is a popular tune I find. So is Don McLean’s American Pie.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/5 "2001-10-09T02:13:57Z")

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But IIIIIIIIIIIII _love_ you, Smeg! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/6 "2001-10-09T02:17:38Z")

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Whiskey’s too rough,  
Champagne costs too much,  
Vodka puts my mouth in gear…

This little refrain should help me explain  
why, as a matter of fact, I like beer

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/7 "2001-10-09T02:20:58Z")

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Relax, don’t do it  
when you want to go to it  
Relax, don’t do it  
when you wanna come  
I’ve had that in my head for a few days. You may gladly have it now.

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/8 "2001-10-09T02:32:10Z")

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_grabs head and runs away screaming_

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**Author:** ![Jen\_Jen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eada6e/32.png) [@Jen\_Jen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jen_Jen)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/9 "2001-10-09T03:59:42Z")

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For some reason, I find periodically find myself humming the theme song from “Gremlins.”

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/10 "2001-10-09T04:00:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ace309 \*  
> \*\*Whiskey’s too rough,  
> Champagne costs too much,  
> Vodka puts my mouth in gear…
> 
> This little refrain should help me explain  
> why, as a matter of fact, I like beer \*\*

:eek: I’d totally forgotten - that song was running through my head _last week_!! Spooky.

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/11 "2001-10-09T04:02:00Z")

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I seem to get the song “I Touch Myself” stuck in my head once in a while. And that’s not really the best thing to walking around the office singing…

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**Author:** ![Whitedove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Whitedove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whitedove)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/12 "2001-10-09T06:00:15Z")

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About a week before 9/11 I had been singing “Ahab the Arab” in the shower for no reason whatsoever… it just popped up in my mind. Last week I was sitting at my computer at work and the theme song to “Green Acres” hit me. _chuckle_ My brain needs an enema to get all this useless crap out of it. It’s mucking up my mental plumbing.

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**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/13 "2001-10-09T06:09:58Z")

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Lately I’ve found myself singing random verses of the Dyaln song Desolation Row…over and over and over and over an\<smack\>…  
Alot…  
I figured I just needed to hear the song to get it out of my head, so I listened to it. Now when I sing it to myself, I play the drums along with it…d’oh!

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/14 "2001-10-09T09:10:55Z")

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Heh. i still have last night’s caterwaul going through my head… nasty. it’s alternating with Dido’s Thank You:

my tea’s gone cold i’m wondering whyyyyyyy  
i got out of bed at all…

😃

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/15 "2001-10-09T14:49:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Ace309 \*  
> > \*\*Whiskey’s too rough,  
> > Champagne costs too much,  
> > Vodka puts my mouth in gear…
> > 
> > This little refrain should help me explain  
> > why, as a matter of fact, I like beer \*\*
> 
> :eek: I’d totally forgotten - that song was running through my head _last week_!! Spooky. \*\*

That wouldn’t be because I posted it in a beer thread last week would it? 😃 ::d&r::

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/16 "2001-10-09T15:18:40Z")

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I lauged my ass off the other night while watching Buffy, they were talking about the Divinyls “I Touch Myself” ans Willow says:

“Oh! That’s what that song is about…”.

So I went to the doctor the other day because I had a song stuck in my head. When I told him this he replied that “it was just my imagination”. I said, no it’s not BUT it is another Motown classic.

I’ll be here all week…

_ducks and runs_

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/17 "2001-10-09T15:32:45Z")

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For the past couple of days I have had the theme song to **Petticoat Junction** in my head and IT WON’T GO AWAY!!! AAHHHHHH!!!

come ride a little train down the railroad track to the junction…

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/18 "2001-10-09T15:39:49Z")

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Big honkin’ deal. I’ve had the goddamned “Whattsa Matta For You” song bopping around in my head since this morning - I’m never watching Looney Tunes again.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/19 "2001-10-10T02:34:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally Posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs_  
> Relax, don’t do it  
> when you want to go to it  
> Relax, don’t do it  
> when you wanna come  
> I’ve had that in my head for a few days. You may gladly have it now.

:eek: :eek: No! No! No! Not that! I just got that out of my head. Now my brain is going to explode.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-that-song-doing-in-my-head/86229/20 "2001-10-10T02:41:05Z")

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_sigh_ I watched Conan last night. The skit with the guy with bulletproof legs was on. Now I have the fucking “oh, I’ve got bulletproof legs!” song going through my head.

Shoot me now.

::singing “oh I’ve got bulletproof legs, bulletproof legs… you can’t hurt me cuz I’ve got bulletproof legs!”::

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