# WTF is this thread doing in the Pit, dammit?? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 21, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139 "2000-08-21T10:33:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/1 "2000-08-21T10:33:27Z")
I mean, come on! Besides some fucking profanity, there’s no reason why this should be in here! And to make it worse, the OP is using _humor_, which we all know belongs in MPSIMS. Honestly, I don’t know what the felch I was thinking. I’m no Pit denizen. How dare I?! And “felch” is way overused, too! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/2 "2000-08-21T10:47:20Z")
Insert standard “fuck off”-ish Pit replies here. Insert standard anticipation of weenie-type people whining about the standard “fuck off”-ish Pit reply here. Insert standard standard “this is the Pit, go back to MPSIMS” rebuttle to weenie-type people here. Insert standard Holier-Than-Thou, “I’m too good for flaming” pseudo-rant from weenie-type people here. Insert standard “Hypocritical bastard” response to weenie-type people here. Insert standard “You must be losers to spend all your time on the boards” last-ditch effort to escape with dignity intact from weenie-type people here. Insert standard thread-death (or possible unreasonable escalation and subsequent closure of thread) here. Insert next thread about Pit Politics/Behavior here. Repeat. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/3 "2000-08-21T11:13:51Z")
Ok, before this either turns into another “Can’t we all get along” thread, or Lynn comes by and kills this thread… Smeggy…Fuck off. I’m sorry, I probably shoudn’t have said that, I’m terribly sorry I uttered such vile, hateful things at you. On second thought, I think you should be relegated to MPSIMS, or, if you wish GD With Danileinthewolvesden 😃 Actually, I find it very below me to flame people in the face of reasonable explanations of why this thread is here. That was rather hypocritical of me, wasn’t it? ☹ You know what, by the looks of your post counts, I’d say you have no lives and are probably borderline obsessed with the SDMB. You probably go to the chatroom! 🙂 Losers. Wow, we’re manic this A.M.! 😃 -Sam P.S.-- Felch a dead mungers dinner! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/4 "2000-08-21T12:49:43Z")
smeghead bitches. SPOOFE Bo Diddly inserts weenie. smeghead satisfied. Ain’t love grand? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/5 "2000-08-22T00:20:33Z")
**slythe** , have you been spying on us again??? You bastard… I TOLD you, if you’re gonna do that, at least share the video! Dork 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/6 "2000-08-22T05:53:42Z")
My Ghod! If that video ever got out, our entire SDMB membership would swear off sex forever, and Cecil would lose all his fans from attrition! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/7 "2000-08-22T09:12:37Z")
Shut up, you anal-probing nerf-herder! Do you want everyone to find out my evil plot to topple the empire of my good twin Cecil?!? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/8 "2000-08-23T04:33:33Z")
Sorta reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes: “BLAM!! Good. Bad. Doesn’t matter-I’m the one with the gun.” ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/9 "2000-08-23T04:48:44Z")
Damned bandwidth-wasting post-padding self-congratulatory LOSERS! yeah, I do love hyphens, so what?!?! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/10 "2000-08-23T10:16:55Z")
If you’re quoting _Army of Darkness_, slythe, the correct quote is “Good… bad… I’m the guy with the gun.” Sheesh, and you’re a Moderator? Can’t even get your movie quotes right! 😃 (Of course, if you’re quoting some other movie, I’d consider apologizing, then reconsider when I remember that this is the Pit!) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-is-this-thread-doing-in-the-pit-dammit/30139/11 "2000-08-23T12:54:06Z")
Y’know, SPOOFE, if I wasn’t such a good guy, I could edit my own post to make it correct and erase your post. But I choose to _deliberately_ quote the movie wrong to make you look good. _is anybody buying this bullshit? 🙂_