The bizarre behavior I encounter most regularly occurs on the bus coming home from work.
The other week I got on the bus and took a seat. I was playing with my phone and wasn’t really paying attention to the other riders on the bus. We went a ways down the road, the bus made a few stops, and eventually we make a stop and someone sits down next to me. I thought nothing of it until I happened to look up to see where we were and noticed that me and this guy were the only people on the bus. It’s not like he sat down and started talking to me or something, and I’m not a hot chick, I’m a scruffy dude. WTF?!
Sometimes I have to wait at a stop for the bus to come. There are always at least a few other people there. The average wait is maybe 10-15 minutes. Inevitably the bus comes and the person getting on right before me has to spend an extra 5 minutes fumbling around in his/her purse/pockets/bag for their money or their pass. WTF?!
The most bizarre shit is when I and some other people have waited for the bus for 10-15 minutes, the bus comes, we all get on, and only 2 stops later, one of the people who got on the bus at the same stop as me rings the bell and gets off. Consider that the stops are at the end of every block. You can actually see where we got on from where this person got off. In the time we waited for the bus, he could have walked that distance and back a dozen times. Not only does this person only ride the bus for 2 blocks, but upon exiting the bus, he starts to walk back toward the original stop. WTF?!