# WTF? Otto was just banned by Ed.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 10, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971 "2008-09-10T18:35:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/461 "2008-09-11T03:01:46Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> ETA: OHMYFUCKINGGOD ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT PALIN AGAIN?!?!

I don’t know about you **featherlou** , but I would _LOOOOVE_ a US Politics forum for all this stuff to go in.

Like, capital L love.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/462 "2008-09-11T03:02:45Z")

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> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#):
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> Doesn’t everybody? Say what you will about her politics, she is hot, easily the best looking politician in the United States and probably in the Top 5 worldwide.

Meh. If I were gonna do a Republican gal, I’d opt for Susan Collins. If I can include female DEM politicos, I’d go with Mary Landrieu from Louisiana (yowza). Palin has that schoolmarmish thing going for her. And not in a good way.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/463 "2008-09-11T03:03:29Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> Meh. If I were gonna do a Republican gal, I’d opt for Susan Collins. If I can include female DEM politicos, I’d go with Mary Landrieu from Louisiana (yowza). Palin has that schoolmarmish thing going for her. And not in a good way.

**supervenusfreak** has noted that she looks like an eyeglass model…

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/464 "2008-09-11T03:03:49Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> No, nor I you to my knowledge, nor do I here, but based on your threads I can’t imagine you as an elementary school teacher. It seems you’d go absolutely and homicidally nuts. (I know I would.)

Oh, ok. Strangely, I had a reputation for being unusually patient with kids. I’m good with them. Kids and animals. A lot of the other faculty and staff I worked with then would be shocked if they ever read my internet posts. This is my vent.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/465 "2008-09-11T03:04:32Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Did you post the worst pic you could find of Carla? Well, ok I admit, most of the pics that turn up in the image search are nekkid or nearly so.

How _dare_ you, sir? I think she looks quite fetching in that (unfortunately small) photo.

Pistols at dawn, then?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/466 "2008-09-11T03:05:31Z")

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I guess if you absolutely _had_ to fuck a Vice Presidential candidate…

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/467 "2008-09-11T03:05:49Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> **supervenusfreak** has noted that she looks like an eyeglass model…

Coincidentally, the Chicago Tribune today noted that her eyeglasses are by some Japanese designer, $375 for the frames.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/468 "2008-09-11T03:06:44Z")

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Damn, I worked 12 hours today, with no internet access, and I come back and find all the good stuff has happened without me, _again_.  
Would you guys save the meltdowns and board drama for when I can read and keep up?  
And just to make my place clear, I think **Otto’s** banning was unjustified.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/469 "2008-09-11T03:06:54Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> \*\*Guin \*\*has gone strangely quiet realizing she has once again put her foot in her mouth.
> 
> What a chicken shit little jackal she is sometimes.

\*Sometimes? \*

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/470 "2008-09-11T03:07:18Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> I guess if you absolutely _had_ to fuck a Vice Presidential candidate…

After eight years of getting fucked by one, it’s only fair.

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**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/471 "2008-09-11T03:07:35Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> I totally understand the banning. I used to teach in elementary school. There are times when you need to get control of a classroom. You tell them all to shut the fuck up and the next fucking kid who says a word is going to take a hike down the hall. There’s always one little shit who just _has_ to pipe up and test the teacher. **Otto** was that little shit, and you _always_ have to follow through and make an example of that little shit or they’ll _all_ start doing it.
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> A temporary suspension is about right. I bet he’ll shut the fuck up next time. My sympathies are entirely with Ed.

Whoa, **Dio**. That’s quite…disappointing coming from you.

Well, anyhow, add my name to the list of posters who will not be coming back.

Sucks that I just wasted that 15 bucks a few months ago (can that be transferred to a guest account?)

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/472 "2008-09-11T03:08:36Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Ghoddamnit, **Starving Artist** is right.
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> And if you _ever_ make me say something like that again, by the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak I will tell everyone you secretly pine for Sarah Palin.

Not much of a secret [now](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10181102&postcount=453) I’m afraid. 😉

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/473 "2008-09-11T03:09:39Z")

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> [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](#):
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> Well, anyhow, add my name to the list of posters who will not be coming back.

Scroll up a bit to Rico’s post. The banning(s?) has been reconsidered.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/474 "2008-09-11T03:10:04Z")

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Missed the edit window, dangit.

[MILFy Republican Senator Susan Collins](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3250/2329882970_6d5d0439eb_o.jpg)

[The delectable & esteemed Senator from Louisiana, Mary Landrieu](http://landrieu.senate.gov/about/mll_bookcase_lg.jpg)

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/475 "2008-09-11T03:10:28Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> \*Sometimes? \*

Even when I am being an ass, I try to be fair. I edited that before I submitted as I realize it is only in the pit she acts like a Jackal. She seems OK in the other forums.

[QUOTE=Czarcasm]

[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]  
I guess if you absolutely had to fuck a Vice Presidential candidate…  
[/QUOTE]

After eight years of getting fucked by one, it’s only fair.  
[/QUOTE]

😃

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/476 "2008-09-11T03:12:24Z")

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> [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](#):
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> Whoa, **Dio**. That’s quite…disappointing coming from you.
> 
> Well, anyhow, add my name to the list of posters who will not be coming back.
> 
> Sucks that I just wasted that 15 bucks a few months ago (can that be transferred to a guest account?)

Wait, Ed [apologized](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=482772)and the bannings are now only very short suspensions.

Please reconsider.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/477 "2008-09-11T03:14:53Z")

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> [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](#):
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> Whoa, **Dio**. That’s quite…disappointing coming from you.

It’s hyperbole. I promise you, I didn’t go off on foul-mouthed tirades in the classroom. You’d understand if you ever had to try to get hold of a class full of 5th graders. 😉

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/478 "2008-09-11T03:15:48Z")

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If this thread has taught me anything about the boards is that people REALLY fucking hate **Otto** , like whoa. I dunno if i’d come back if i was him after reading how many people dislike me.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/479 "2008-09-11T03:16:37Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> [The delectable & esteemed Senator from Louisiana, Mary Landrieu](http://landrieu.senate.gov/about/mll_bookcase_lg.jpg)

Okay, we have number three for my list.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/480 "2008-09-11T03:19:51Z")

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> [@DigitalC](#):
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> If this thread has taught me anything about the boards is that people REALLY fucking hate **Otto** , like whoa. I dunno if i’d come back if i was him after reading how many people dislike me.

Eh. If I were **Otto** , I’d come back just to spite them. 😃

Disclaimer: I am highly entertained by many of **Otto** ’s posts. I also enjoy reading posts by many of the people who dislike him, so I’m not saying they need to be spited, just that I would want to disappoint people who posted that they didn’t like me.

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