# WTF? Otto was just banned by Ed.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 10, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971 "2008-09-10T18:35:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/581 "2008-09-11T23:00:12Z")

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> [@Southern\_Yankee](#):
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> I was about to say it sounds like he’s role-playing a tough guy with language he’s learned from bad movies.

Now he is going to threaten to beat both of us up and challenge our manhood. Then he will talk about all the tough guys he has been around and how real men don’t take shit from wimps.

It is going to be soooooooo fucking funny to link to this post when he inevitably does it.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/582 "2008-09-11T23:05:05Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Nice, real nice \*\*Omegaman \*\*. What brought that on?

You no savy? Just trying to speak a _llanguage you might understand_

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/583 "2008-09-11T23:08:44Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> You no savy? Just trying to speak a _llanguage you might understand_

Sorry, I know basic American English and Navy and Computer slang. I don’t know prison talk.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/584 "2008-09-11T23:15:31Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Don’t mind O-Man, if you haven’t noticed he is our resident Craaaaaazy…half the time I get the impression he is posting from a psych ward.  
> Now he will make with the threats and the tough talk, that or he will start the “I love you man” or the persecution complex. He is a broken clock that ain’t even right once a day…

I thought I had you shut the fuck up many moons ago. What happened, the other one finally dropped?

Cunt.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/585 "2008-09-11T23:18:21Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> I thought I had you shut the fuck up many moons ago. What happened, the other one finally dropped?
> 
> Cunt.

Why does it always seem like you either want to hug everyone or rip their heads off?

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/586 "2008-09-11T23:19:45Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Sorry, I know basic American English and Navy and Computer slang. I don’t know prison talk.

Well I’m not proud to say it, but I do. You speak to me and put me down and, well fuck, this is what I know.

Dude, don’t get all bent out of shape over it, Hell, it’s how the lower class communicates. I don’t dislike you or anything of the sort.

I apologize. Sometimes my base instincts take over. I really mean it dude, no shit.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/587 "2008-09-11T23:23:29Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> Well I’m not proud to say it, but I do. You speak to me and put me down and, well fuck, this is what I know.
> 
> Dude, don’t get all bent out of shape over it, Hell, it’s how the lower class communicates. I don’t dislike you or anything of the sort.
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> I apologize. Sometimes my base instincts take over. I really mean it dude, no shit.

OK, that’s cool. I just didn’t know where it came from. I didn’t mean to put you down. I was serious, I just don’t understand you sometimes. I jokingly said we must speak a different language. I also whoosh very easy, so have some patience with me too.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/588 "2008-09-11T23:25:02Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> I thought I had you shut the fuck up many moons ago. What happened, the other one finally dropped?
> 
> Cunt.

The way you posted that it seems like you are signing off calling yourself “Cunt” you may want to rethink that given your super masculinity…

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/589 "2008-09-11T23:36:22Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> The way you posted that it seems like you are signing off calling yourself “Cunt” you may want to rethink that given your super masculinity…

Bitch, please. You’ve made your self a pussy all by yourself. Would you care to call me out, little boy?

Make you’re move, bitch.

Easy to start a new thread, Huh?

You know, why would I waste my time with your little bitch ass. Fuck, I’m the bitch for even responding to your punk ass.:smack:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/590 "2008-09-11T23:40:30Z")

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Whoa, is it the full moon already?

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/591 "2008-09-11T23:43:11Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Now he is going to threaten to beat both of us up and challenge our manhood. Then he will talk about all the tough guys he has been around and how real men don’t take shit from wimps.
> 
> It is going to be soooooooo fucking funny to link to this post when he inevitably does it.

You should change your name to Nostradamus.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/592 "2008-09-11T23:45:40Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> Bitch, please. You’ve made your self a pussy all by yourself. Would you care to call me out, little boy?
> 
> Make you’re move, bitch.
> 
> Easy to start a new thread, Huh?
> 
> You know, why would I waste my time with your little bitch ass. Fuck, I’m the bitch for even responding to your punk ass.:smack:

Dude, you’re some kind of performance artist aren’t you.  
oh yeah, link…[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10184707&postcount=581](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10184707&postcount=581)

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/593 "2008-09-11T23:49:55Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Dude, you’re some kind of performance artist aren’t you.  
> oh yeah, link…[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10184707&postcount=581](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10184707&postcount=581)

So where’s the thread calling me out?

Come on, you can do it. Chickenshit. Come on, Buk Buk Buk!

Hijack over, little BOY.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/594 "2008-09-11T23:52:58Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> You know, why would I waste my time with your little bitch ass. Fuck, I’m the bitch for even responding to your punk ass.:smack:

Then I post some dumb shit and you respond:

[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
So where’s the thread calling me out?

Come on, you can do it. Chickenshit. Come on, Buk Buk Buk!  
[/QUOTE]

Bitch.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/595 "2008-09-12T00:06:13Z")

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Crimoney, the sexual tension is so thick in here it’s like a Victorian-era London fog.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/596 "2008-09-12T00:08:07Z")

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> [@Antinor01](#):
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> Now that we have **Otto** unbanned, can we get back to discussing whether we get ponies, unicorns or pegasus’? That’s a lot more fun.

My mother won’t let me have a pony. I vote for pegasus.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/597 "2008-09-12T00:16:07Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> Then I post some dumb shit and you respond:
> 
> Bitch.

Fuck, your sadder than I am.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/598 "2008-09-12T00:17:19Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Why does it always seem like you either want to hug everyone or rip their heads off?

“You know you’ll always be my number one,” he coos into her ear, cradling her head gently in his lap. “Her? Over there?” (A dismissive gesture across the room, where lies cooling the remainder.) “Baby, you know she meant _nothing_ to me.”

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/599 "2008-09-12T00:19:21Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> Fuck, your sadder than I am.

My what?

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-otto-was-just-banned-by-ed/462971/600 "2008-09-12T00:28:23Z")

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Oh, enough of the salacious banter, fellows! Get to the hot, angry buttsex while we’re still interested.

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