# WTF "structured water" - anybody else get a load of this?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2013, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-structured-water-anybody-else-get-a-load-of-this/646594 "2013-01-09T06:18:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-structured-water-anybody-else-get-a-load-of-this/646594/21 "2013-01-09T16:53:34Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> I notice they sell diet water too. I’ll bet it has 0 calories, and no cholesterol either.

Just like Vitamin Water ZERO, since it took zoomers a long time to notice that healthy, fresh, good-fer-ya Vitamin Water had more sugar than some sodas.

Diet water. And Carlin got laugh with “jumbo shrimp”…

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-structured-water-anybody-else-get-a-load-of-this/646594/22 "2013-01-09T17:08:28Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> I always insist on that second hydrogen atom. Water just doesn’t taste right without it. I’m sure the pets would agree.

Well, that’s just basic.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-structured-water-anybody-else-get-a-load-of-this/646594/23 "2013-01-09T18:01:19Z")

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British science magazine ‘New Scientist’ often mocks stuff like this in its “The Last Word” column. It’s usually entertaining.

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