# WTF!!?? This is just a big bottle brush!! It's gotta be!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 13, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824 "2004-04-13T18:12:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/41 "2004-04-15T23:22:33Z")

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the mighty bottle brush seems mighty happy to see you.

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**Author:** ![Glassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Glassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glassy)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/42 "2004-04-20T01:59:49Z")

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> [@lainaf](#):
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> The ads for the new flushable toilet brushes annoy me. The ads imply that one’s toilet brush is crawling with fecal bacteria. Since most people clean the toilet with a fairly strong disinfectant, the brush bristles should be sterile after use. Perhaps what the ads are really saying is that their own product (Lysol) doesn’t do an adequate job of disinfecting the bowl and brush.

Those commercials annoy me because they seem to be saying that one’s toilet brush will grow a face and menace one unnervingly. This possibility seems remote. Besides, I’m on septic.

As for the OP, well, it caused me to laugh out loud. So I can say this: LOL!

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/43 "2004-04-20T03:22:08Z")

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> [@rocking chair](#):
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> the mighty bottle brush seems mighty happy to see you.

Is that a bottle brush or are you just happy to see me?

🆒

[sub]Hey, _someone_ had to say it![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/44 "2004-04-20T15:21:01Z")

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Whoever invented the toilet brush should be crucified. Those things _hurt!_

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/45 "2004-04-20T15:26:54Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Whoever invented the toilet brush should be crucified. Those things _hurt!_

…

How exactly are you using yours?

On second thought… I don’t think I wanna know.

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/46 "2004-04-20T19:47:56Z")

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[Movie Flashback]The scene in Young Einstein, where Albert is bathing on the porch on a large tin bowl, mother comes by and Al handles her the (now “clean”) dishes that were _in_ the bowl too. [/MovieFlashback]

So, \*\*[Astro](http://www.yahooserious.com/graphics/bath.jpg) \*\*, you don´t happen to have been born in Tasmania, do you?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/47 "2004-04-20T22:30:50Z")

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Your Mother and I just wish you would stop drinking from the toilet.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/48 "2004-04-20T22:53:15Z")

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I vehemently disagree with the people who say to keep it hidden when guests are around. Let it show. Use it with pride. Show no embarassment or shyness. Damn it, it doesn’t matter what it was made for. What matters is how you use it. I personally have a couple of heavy duty, straight sided earthenware dog dishes that I’ve used for years myself. They’re great in the microwave and keep the heat in really well. Just the right size for a can of Dinty Moore. I’ve never hidden them and, if people find it amusing I simply point out that I don’t own a dog.

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/49 "2004-04-20T23:33:32Z")

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> [@photopat](#):
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> I’ve never hidden them and, if people find it amusing I simply point out that I don’t own a dog.

I can´t make up my mind wheter that makes it better or not. 😃

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/50 "2004-04-21T00:42:20Z")

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Kinda lends a whole new meaning to the SDMB phrase, " Whoooooooosh "  
😃

Hey, I bought two metal slightly curved flat wide spoons with slots a few years ago. They’re perfect for wok cooking.

One went downstairs, to use to scoop kitty litter in the dark and dreadful days before I discovered Kitty Litter Box Removable Bags. 😉

One went to the kitchen.

I’m cooking a few months ago, and for some reason, a switch was thrown. My son gasps and says as only a 13 year-old can,

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> Oh god DAD !! You’re cooking dinner with the POOPER SCOOPER !!!

I wasn’t of course, but they had PB&J Sammiches for dinner that night out of sheer desire to ride me on the idea anyway. Kids today…

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/51 "2004-04-21T12:45:48Z")

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::note to self::  
When invited to dinner by Astro, insist on going OUT!

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-this-is-just-a-big-bottle-brush-its-gotta-be/239824/52 "2004-04-21T12:58:51Z")

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Its OK. If women can use toilet water as perfume, surely you can scrub your bottles with a toilet brush. But for the record, are your teeth as white as they used to be? Just checking… 😃

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