# WTF TV Guide?  Spoilers on the cover?!?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 18, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154 "2012-10-18T19:29:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/1 "2012-10-18T19:29:12Z")

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\*\*\*WARNING Sons of Anarchy Spoiler below \*\*\*

I’m waiting in line at the supermarket, so I glance at the tabloids and Hollywood trash magazines. Joel McHale’s picture catches my attention, so I look and here’s the caption:

Sons of Anarchy’s new con man

What the fuck TV Guide? The show hasn’t revealed that yet! And you put it on the fucking cover you assholes!

I apologize in advance if this isn’t pit-worthy.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/2 "2012-10-18T20:04:08Z")

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People’s barriers for ‘spoilers’ seem really low on this board.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/3 "2012-10-18T20:39:46Z")

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Joel McHale’s going to be on “Sons of Anarchy”? Gee, thanks for the spoiler… now I guess I know he’s not dead!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/4 "2012-10-18T20:40:16Z")

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TV Guide is still a thing?

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**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/5 "2012-10-18T20:53:46Z")

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I guess I should add that the spoiler isn’t that Joel McHale is on the show, he was in this weeks episode, it’s that he’s a con man.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/6 "2012-10-18T21:01:18Z")

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> [@ExcitedIdiot](#):
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> I guess I should add that the spoiler isn’t that Joel McHale is on the show, he was in this weeks episode, it’s that he’s a con man.

Oh great! Thanks for spilling that. Ever heard of spoiler tags!?!? Now the show’s ruined for me.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/7 "2012-10-18T21:08:40Z")

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Checks OP’s username.

Yep.

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**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/8 "2012-10-18T21:18:50Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Checks OP’s username.
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> Yep.

You sir are a comic genius! How did you come up with that gem?

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/9 "2012-10-18T21:32:58Z")

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> [@ExcitedIdiot](#):
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> I guess I should add that the spoiler isn’t that Joel McHale is on the show, he was in this weeks episode, it’s that he’s a con man.

I think I should add that **Vinyl Turnip** is likely aware of that and was merely using a little satire to take a poke you for giving away what could be considered a spoiler by someone else while complaining about insignificant spoilers yourself.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/10 "2012-10-18T21:59:01Z")

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Vinyl Turnip, how often do your posts have to be explained to the plebeians who have no sense of humor, irony, sarcasm or wit?

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/11 "2012-10-18T22:06:54Z")

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> [@ExcitedIdiot](#):
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> I guess I should add that the spoiler isn’t that Joel McHale is on the show, he was in this weeks episode, it’s that he’s a con man.

Wow, was that it? I didn’t know that was what you meant.

I guess then I should have said “People’s barriers for ‘spoilers’ seem really low on this board.”

Thank you for letting me clear that up.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/12 "2012-10-18T22:30:24Z")

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> [@ExcitedIdiot](#):
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> You sir are a comic genius! How did you come up with that gem?

I’ll let you have a peak behind the curtains of my craft. After I read your OP, I thought “This person is kind of an idiot.” and then I looked up at your username and it came to me, like in a dream. At that point a cheering mob lifted me onto their shoulders and carried me away while chanting my name. I can hear them still.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-tv-guide-spoilers-on-the-cover/638154/13 "2012-10-18T22:37:25Z")

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If the mob is carrying pitchforks and torches, they are probably not carrying you for the reason you think. 🆒
