# WTF videos

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 8, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764 "2010-05-08T20:17:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/1 "2010-05-08T20:17:21Z")

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I have no idea what [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ctK94EkHU) guy thought he was going, but it’s funny anyway. Anymore videos that make you think “WTF?”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/2 "2010-05-08T21:52:57Z")

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\*\*\*That. Is. Funny. \*\*\*Good thing he didn’t just go his merry way, thinking his hands were clean.

But I suspect it was staged. The timing was so perfect, and what was she reporting on anyway?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/3 "2010-05-08T23:41:32Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> But I suspect it was staged. The timing was so perfect, and what was she reporting on anyway?

A homeopathic dilution of background and English translation [here](http://trueslant.com/bartbrouwers/2010/05/06/this-isnt-a-urinal-is-it/?utm_source=allactivity&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=20100506).

The timing _is_ perfect, but I don’t think this was staged at all.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/4 "2010-05-09T00:03:31Z")

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Can the German word for “urinal” really be “pissblach”? Because if so that’s hilarious.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/5 "2010-05-09T04:07:06Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Can the German word for “urinal” really be “pissblach”? Because if so that’s hilarious.

“Pissbach”? I’m guessing Dutch rather than German.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/6 "2010-05-09T07:01:41Z")

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I’d say urine is sterile, but I’ve learned on the dope that once it leaves your urethra, it aint. Sucks for that guy.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/7 "2010-05-09T13:24:51Z")

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At least he didn’t try and wash his face.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/8 "2010-05-09T14:16:53Z")

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The…water didn’t look weird to him before that point?

I’d hate to see the sinks where he usually…er…goes.

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**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/9 "2010-05-09T14:29:18Z")

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Greatest WTF video of all time: [BROKEN WEAR!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdAvjnk3wT0)

I’d give anything to know what the hell this video is all about.

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/10 "2010-05-09T15:37:20Z")

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Haha, what the fuck?

[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM&feature=popt00us01) is beyond words.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/11 "2010-05-09T15:43:08Z")

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> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#):
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> Haha, what the fuck?
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> [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM&feature=popt00us01) is beyond words.

Ugh? That would be cute, but there’s something very wrong with it.

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/12 "2010-05-09T16:17:32Z")

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> [@Walmarticus](#):
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> Greatest WTF video of all time: [BROKEN WEAR!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdAvjnk3wT0)
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> I’d give anything to know what the hell this video is all about.

Reminded me of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY)

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/13 "2010-05-09T19:17:31Z")

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> [@Richard\_Pearse](#):
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> Ugh? That would be cute, but there’s something very wrong with it.

From just this quote, I knew exactly what video it was!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/14 "2010-05-09T20:23:55Z")

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I hate it when people post links without adequate description. It’s hard for this one, though.

[Beard, snow, pool, feet, mannequins](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRUQ53XYaRM&feature=player_embedded).

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/15 "2010-05-09T21:43:26Z")

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> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> I hate it when people post links without adequate description. It’s hard for this one, though.
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> [Beard, snow, pool, feet, mannequins](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRUQ53XYaRM&feature=player_embedded).

Unfortunately, that is an incredibly accurate description!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/16 "2010-05-09T21:51:32Z")

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> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> I hate it when people post links without adequate description. It’s hard for this one, though.
> 
> [Beard, snow, pool, feet, mannequins](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRUQ53XYaRM&feature=player_embedded).

Are we placing bets on how many dead bodies he has stored in the basement? Cause if so, I’m guessing 8 full, and parts from 6 others.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/17 "2010-05-10T02:55:50Z")

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[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfFd4mlf5RQ)

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/18 "2010-05-10T10:04:07Z")

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[Monkey man](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm91hh9SqXs).

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/19 "2010-05-10T10:16:26Z")

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> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#):
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> Haha, what the fuck?
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> [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM&feature=popt00us01) is beyond words.

Move aside, Captain. \< Turns on flamethrower \>

I like this one.

[Two drunks, one tree trunk…oh, and a bike.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltLJEf673ac)  
ps. And I don’t care if I’ve posted it before. I LIKE IT!

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf-videos/538764/20 "2010-05-10T15:16:41Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> “Pissbach”? I’m guessing Dutch rather than German.

It’s Dutch. I recognize the language, but also the reporter is carrying a microphone labeled ‘[Haarlem](http://maps.google.ca/maps?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=rvp&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:official&q=haarlem&ie=UTF-8&ei=ECPoS_roMsGB8gbWr-XoBQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode)’. She’s saying ‘ **pisbak** ’, a compound noun where ‘pis’ means… piss, and ‘bak’ is a tub or bucket or trough. See '[bakfiets](http://www.google.ca/images?q=bakfiets&oe=utf-8&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=rSHoS7zrK4S78gbvtZXABA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CDsQsAQwAw) ’ (bucket-bike), ‘[bloembak](http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=cup&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:official&q=bloembak&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=OiLoS-jnBIS78gbttZXABA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCEQsAQwAA)’ (flower-box). Also: ‘[Manneken Pis](http://www.google.ca/images?q=manneken+pis&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=Gc&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:official&prmd=mvin&source=lnms&tbs=isch:1&ei=fSLoS5yQIYr58AbBvO3BBA&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&ved=0CBQQ_AU)’ (Little Pissing Man)

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