# WTF???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 1999, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685 "1999-09-30T19:41:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/1 "1999-09-30T19:41:00Z")

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I am not a computer expert. What happened to the board today? I tried to get on at about 8 or so…and just now got on. It’s about 3:30. I see nothing new has been posted since shortly after 7 am today. I have been jonesing sooooo baaaaaaaad…

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/2 "1999-09-30T19:46:00Z")

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Join the club.

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One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/3 "1999-09-30T19:47:00Z")

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Just got an answer…I emailed Tuba, and she just got back to me. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one to email. Darn Y2K fixes. Oh well. At least it’s up now. Slow, but up. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/4 "1999-09-30T20:05:00Z")

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Well, that’s a relief. I thought I’d been cut off by a “higher up” at work! LOL

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Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation or creed.

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/5 "1999-09-30T20:08:00Z")

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Well thank goodness we’re back online…whew…i was getting really nervous…::heads to pharmacy to refill Valium scrip::

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“Love given when it is inconvenient is the greatest love of all. Kindnesses that are shared at a high cost to oneself are the most dear.”

Don’t know who said it, but I like it.

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/6 "1999-09-30T21:02:00Z")

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Good to know I’m not the only one who thought that maybe my boss was on to me and cut off my connection to the Straight Dope.

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/7 "1999-09-30T21:19:00Z")

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This happened a while back that I couldn’t get on for an entire day. I went berserk!

It’s embarrassing how dependent I’ve become on reading the posts. I felt like a crackhead, scrounging computer to computer for a fix…

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/8 "1999-09-30T21:22:00Z")

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I also enter the ranks of the paranoid: I was sure our IS person had cut me off after checking the logs and seeing how much time I spend connected to this site!

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**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/9 "1999-09-30T21:45:00Z")

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Wow! Good to hear that others are as paranoid at work as I am. I was convinced that I had been blocked from this site. I spent most of the day in a cold sweat. Sad, isn’t it? 🙂

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/10 "1999-09-30T22:13:00Z")

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I feel like Barbarino on that episode where they were all pretending to be drug addicts:  
Gimme DRUGS! Gimme DRUGS!

Yes, I watched Welcome Back, Kotter. Not proud of it, but there it is.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/11 "1999-09-30T22:22:00Z")

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You guys think YOU’RE bad. As soon as I figured out the board was back, I almost wrote the Gosspel of Sealemon: “Yeah, and on the 12th hour, the holy SDMB hath risen. Rejoice!”

If nothing else, it woulda made a killer tax break.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 1999, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/12 "1999-09-30T23:54:00Z")

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Oh, Christ, was I getting paranoid. Allow me to explain:

First, my college’s computer center closed the Macintosh lab, my favorite. There was a big sign on the door just saying “closed until further notice”. I couldn’t use the G3s! I was stuck using Wind-blows!

Then, I tried to check in between classes this morning, and I couldn’t! I thought that someone was out to get me!

But, now the SD is back up, and the Mac lab is open again, too. It turns out they were just having electrical problems.

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 1999, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/13 "1999-10-01T19:13:00Z")

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I just read this thread…I _too_ thought I had been busted!

I waited all day for _the summons_ from my boss…and I couldnt even ask anyone about it!

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 1999, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wtf/8685/14 "1999-10-01T19:32:00Z")

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I’m glad I’m not the only one…

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“When I was seventeen…I had a very good beer…”

- Homer Simpson
