# WV\_Woman... c'mon down!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 27, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090 "2002-07-27T06:45:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/21 "2002-07-27T10:02:18Z")

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Thank you, caller, for phoning Radio Boomhauser, 98.6 metres north of the DMZ. What is it you’d like to [add](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=127335&pagenumber=2)…

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> \*Originally posted by WV\_Woman \*  
> I still can’t figure out why the hell the US allows the UN to make their HQ there. They need to tell the UN to pack up and get the hell out and most of all withdraw their membership from the UN.
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> Screw 'em!

Damn straight. Thank you for calling, Mrs Rumsfeld.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/22 "2002-07-27T10:03:22Z")

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Oooh, sailor !

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/23 "2002-07-27T11:58:36Z")

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[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2311327#post2311327)  
[are](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2301546#post2301546)  
[a](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2298505#post2298505)  
[few](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2295244#post2295244)  
[more](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2280654#post2280654)  
[examples](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2272550#post2272550)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/24 "2002-07-27T12:22:06Z")

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It situations like this I always wonder: is this person seriously this stupid, or is it just parody of something (in this case, of brainless, right-wing, fundies). So tough to tell.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/25 "2002-07-27T12:30:25Z")

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You guys don’t understand. **WV\_Woman** has met with not only all those Castro-lovin’, same-sex marrying Canuks, but a fair number of all gay men everywhere. Enough for a sample study to draw this wonderful conclusion"

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> I must say, though: while I don’t believe that being molested AUTOMATICALLY makes someone gay, I see a pretty high correlation. You are the first gay man I have ever met who was not, and I’ve known more than my fair share. No, I don’t know every gay man on the planet and I’m sure there are many who share your story.
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> I’ve never known an actual lesbian (just a few experimenting bisexual chicks) so I have no idea what the story is on them.

From [this thread in GD](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=121088)

It’s because of the research center in her brain. See 'cause she _knows_ and all those doctors and scientists who study these sort of things haven’t seen what she has. As is evidence from this beaut from the same thread:

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> I don’t give a #\*%(# what the American Association of Whoever thinks, it is NEVER in the best interest of a child to grow up without a father (save for your hard cases).

This was after she was given a few cites that said that show that children grow up just fine in gay and lesbian households.  
The voices in **WV\_Woman’s** head. Bow to them!

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/26 "2002-07-27T13:57:41Z")

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This idiot sounds like my ex. Maybe they should get together.

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**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/27 "2002-07-27T14:01:55Z")

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You’re right, it’s better to grow up with a physically and emotionally abusive father so that you can end up gay and be unable to raise your own children 😃

Maybe she sees this as cleaning out the gene pool?

I have to say, WV\_Woman, I never thought you were quite so much of a moron prior to reading this thread. Do you know any one country where everyone holds the exact same fucking opinion?

What a waste of bandwidth.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/28 "2002-07-27T14:02:58Z")

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Wow. I read the OP, got all pissed off, and was already to starting freekin’ out, and then decided… **NAH**.

Guess what **WV\_Woman** , we don’t like _ **YOU** _ either!

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/29 "2002-07-27T14:24:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
> \*\*Oh my God. My wish come true much sooner than I thought. A pit thread about the latest idiot we have onboard. I have read a few of her posts and I knew a pit thread was coming. I just didn’t want to be the one starting it but now that we are all here together, let me say this: “ **WV\_Woman, you are an idiot** ”.  
> \*\*

My sentiments exactly, thank you **Sailor**.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/30 "2002-07-27T14:25:55Z")

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I thought this one was fishing for responses the first time she posted here with her idiocy and I’m not convinced that she’s not still. Maybe that’s just my brain refusing to believe that people can be so shallow, narrowminded, and ignorant.

Amazing.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/31 "2002-07-27T14:40:20Z")

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Holy bat shit… I just have one question.

VW\_Woman said

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> . …You are the first gay man I have ever met who was not, and I’ve known more than my fair share…

My burning question for this fount of wisdom is: What is the fair quota of gay men? Heavens, how many gay men do I have to know to reach quota? If I claim more Gay men than my share does this reflect badly on someone else not meeting quota?

If the “fair share” quota is higher per person than say the “fair share” quota for single Heterosexual women, I just might consider changing sexuality. Expecially if VW\_Woman is the shining example of the lack of quality fo women allocated to me as my “fair share”

Motherfuck that is funny… there is a Gay male quota!  
I envision a poor elegantly dress older man, crying on the sidewalk, “I am past my Gay man quota, I am left to suffer my lie alone.”

ok, going for coffee and sober up now.

VW\_woman is quite the loon.

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/32 "2002-07-27T14:52:09Z")

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[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2312300#post2312300)

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> Why would you want an abortion clinic in every single county?? ,\<snip\> If I get some really nutty, undiscovered disease, should I demand that the Mayo Clinic come set up shop in the city I live in so I don’t have to travel for healthcare?

Yes, because an unwanted pregnancy is right up there with Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva. :rolleyes:

[here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2311327#post2311327)

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> **(What would the world be like if we had a billion Jews and only 15 million Muslims?**
> 
> It’d be great!

_Oooookay_

I was looking for more, but frankly, I got bored.  
For god’s sake **WV\_woman** , if you must go around nattering about your stupid opinions, as least learn how to quote.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/33 "2002-07-27T15:13:19Z")

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**WV\_Woman** the reason for this thread?

What the fuck does Castro have to do with gay marriage? It’s like, if someone started a thread about say, the latest U2 album, and I came in asking about what kind of beer they drink in Ireland.

No one is trying to silence you, sweetie. Just trying to point out that around here, when you make a statement, you better be prepared to explain it or back it up.

Is it just me, or does **WV** remind anyone else of a slightly more literate female version of **Wildest Bill**?

Oh, and **yosemite** , it’s Brendan Fraser.

Thank you. 😉

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**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/34 "2002-07-27T15:19:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zyada \*  
> \*\*This idiot sounds like my ex. Maybe they should get together. \*\*

😛

Doesn’t say a lot for you. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/35 "2002-07-27T15:55:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Big Kahuna Burger \*  
> \*\*
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> Oh no! Will you guys stay north of the 48th if we let you have the Stanley Cup back? \*\*

LOLOLOL!!! Hahahahah!!! Ohhh!!! _Sigh_

::wipes tear from eye::

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/36 "2002-07-27T15:57:13Z")

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My favorite of hers was “The atheists will not be happy until even the simple mention of God is illegal … even in the privacy of your own home.”  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=122540&perpage=50&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=122540&perpage=50&pagenumber=2)

Now there’s sheer brilliance.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/37 "2002-07-27T16:02:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*\*\*Oh, and **yosemite** , it’s Brendan Fraser.
> 
> Thank you. 😉 \*\*

According to [IMDB](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0109684), the Mountie is Benton Fraser.

Brendan Fraser is the guy in _The Mummy_ and _George of the Jungle_.

Robin

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/38 "2002-07-27T16:04:22Z")

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Ahhhhh, thank you, **Hastur**.

I have to wonder what it is that draws people like **WV\_Woman** to this board in the first place. If your brain is a sewer of ignorance, how do you 1) read the words of Cecil 2) spend any time at all reading the posts here and think “Hey! This is the place for me!” It’s not that her opinion differs from the mass (or at least the vocal mass), it’s that she is so close-minded and dismissive of the other side. And, (as evidenced by this thread) she’s a fucking coward to boot. **WV\_Woman** , even though I think your point of view is shite I would respect you more if you would at least try to defend it. But this, “Hey! I can say whatever I want and no one has any business questioning it!” crap \*\* so does not fly \*\* around here. Put up or (bliss!) shut the righteous fuck up.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/39 "2002-07-27T16:06:57Z")

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By the way, **WV** : as a Jew, and as an Israeli, _please_ stop supporting us.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wv_woman-cmon-down/121090/40 "2002-07-27T16:09:06Z")

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D’oh! I thought she was talking about Brendan Fraser!

Nevermind.

:o

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