# WWJD? Not wear a fucking bracelet, that's for sure.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 18, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103 "2004-06-18T19:50:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/21 "2004-06-18T22:28:10Z")

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Why doesn’t the Reader make bracelets with WWCD? on them

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/22 "2004-06-18T22:42:29Z")

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> [@vanilla](#):
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> I guess its sortof like Those who live it, don’t have to advertise it.  
> But I see not much different with that than wearing a shirt with your favorite rock band on it.

[Jesus was way cool.](http://www.commonplacebook.com/songs/jesus_way_cool.shtm)

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/23 "2004-06-18T22:54:57Z")

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Just like a string tied around someone’s finger help remind themself of something, that’s what the purpose of the bracelet in regards to Christ-like thought and behavior. There are some folks who need it for instant visual support.

If they are not acting in a Christian-like manner, just ask them…“Hey cool bracelet… what does “WWJD” mean?” You might see a quick change of heart in the response, hopefully for the better.

FTR: I wouldn’t wear the bracelet because I want my actions speak for me, not my clothes or accessories.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/24 "2004-06-18T23:11:54Z")

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**WWJD?** is _sooooooooooooooooo_ 1997. 😉

Besides, I’d rather ask [What Would Kirk Do?](http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/shirts/showcase.phtml?design=wwkd&target=2220837)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/25 "2004-06-18T23:13:25Z")

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In re: smug bumper stickers, I saw a doozy the other day.

“On Judgment Day, you’ll wish you had a Jesus bumper sticker on YOUR car!”  
:smack:

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/26 "2004-06-19T00:03:24Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> **WWJD?** is _sooooooooooooooooo_ 1997. 😉
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> Besides, I’d rather ask [What Would Kirk Do?](http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/shirts/showcase.phtml?design=wwkd&target=2220837)

I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna look for the hot alien babe and score.

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**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/27 "2004-06-19T00:49:39Z")

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I haven’t seen a WWJD bracelet in about 4 years. They’re just now getting popular where you live? Wow.

_moseys off, satisfied that for once West Virginians aren’t the last in the country to catch on to a fad_  
Maybe we can start a new fad: What Would Cecil Do?

Seriously, you needta chill. It’s a bracelet.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/28 "2004-06-19T00:50:04Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> **WWJD?** is _sooooooooooooooooo_ 1997. 😉
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> Besides, I’d rather ask [What Would Kirk Do?](http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/shirts/showcase.phtml?design=wwkd&target=2220837)

That’s **your** web store, right?

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/29 "2004-06-19T02:58:42Z")

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When I saw the title, I thought you meant Kirk Cameron, who is the star of this video series we are watching in our church group.  
Its from this website called [www.wayofthemaster.com](http://www.wayofthemaster.com)

I didn’t watch his sitcom, but in this video he comes across as scary, in a Moonie kind of way.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/30 "2004-06-19T03:05:50Z")

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[Kirk](http://www.christianitytoday.com/tc/2003/002/1.20.html) has been sort of creepy, since he found religion.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/31 "2004-06-19T03:31:44Z")

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The “E! True Hollywood Story” about Growing Pains pretty much said that the entire cast, crew, and production team of the show hated Kirk after he got religion. He was apparently really annoying after that.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/32 "2004-06-19T03:43:00Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> [Kirk](http://www.christianitytoday.com/tc/2003/002/1.20.html) has been sort of creepy, since he found religion.

Just read that link.  
:eek:  
What kind of monster puts down HOLLOW chocolate Easter Bunnies!!! :mad:

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/33 "2004-06-19T04:01:08Z")

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I don’t mind the WWJD bracelets, it’s the insane shirts and bumper stickers that get me. All the stores are infested with shirts that have references to those things. One shirt I saw said “Satan is a Nerd”, which is offensive to nerds. It’s alright to wear “God = Love” But if Atheists started to wear shirts saying “God = Fake”, there would be a lawsuit.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/34 "2004-06-19T04:11:47Z")

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> [@flamingbananas](#):
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> One shirt I saw said “Satan is a Nerd”, which is offensive to nerds. It’s alright to wear “God = Love” But if Atheists started to wear shirts saying “God = Fake”, there would be a lawsuit.

I’m pretty sure it would get thrown out. However, someone in the media would pick up on it and sensationalize the shit out of it, prompting some big fancy lawyer to offer to do it _pro bono_. Then it would get even more national (possibly international) exposure, before it gets thrown out again.

So, anyone want to do it?

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/35 "2004-06-19T04:12:20Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> ." All around my school there are all of these kids wearing the same fucking bands around their wrists like it makes them a fucking better Christian.

Actually, if I read the sense of your statement correctly, it identifies them as part of the “in crowd”. I think I’m with the OP on this.

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/36 "2004-06-19T04:16:46Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> I’m pretty sure it would get thrown out. However, someone in the media would pick up on it and sensationalize the shit out of it, prompting some big fancy lawyer to offer to do it _pro bono_. Then it would get even more national (possibly international) exposure, before it gets thrown out again.
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> So, anyone want to do it?

I’ll do it.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/37 "2004-06-19T05:51:41Z")

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Some comedian guy “Yeah, some guy was talking loud in the theater. I was going to get mad, but then I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?’ So I lit him on fire and sent him to hell.”

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/38 "2004-06-19T06:13:56Z")

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[WWUJD?](http://www.wwujd.com/)

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**Author:** ![caligynephobia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@caligynephobia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caligynephobia)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/39 "2004-06-19T06:35:41Z")

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I’ve always been partial to **WWRRD?** ; it works for so many wacky role models:

Roy Rogers. Ronald Reagan. Ross Rebagliati. Any of 'em.

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**Author:** ![Mandarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mandarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mandarin)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wwjd-not-wear-a-fucking-bracelet-thats-for-sure/251103/40 "2004-06-19T06:37:03Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Who Would Jesus Do?

I think the more interesting question is, _who would Jesus kill?_

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