# www.inmate.com **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748 "2000-03-14T16:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/21 "2000-03-14T21:51:00Z")
Oh, that’s real good. What’s next, Ebay? “Single White Female, 26 years old, convicted for fraud. Bidding begins at $1,000.” – Sylence * * * “Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/22 "2000-03-14T22:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Hi! My name is Mistihana, you can call me Lucious. I have very high standards and values. I treasure relationships and friendships 100%, for which I expect the same in return. I hop you will not judge me to harshly or spank me too hard, for I have made a mistake in my life. And I am now paying for it deeply. I am very lonely in this time in my life! And I believe everybody needs somebody. Maybe you can be my special person. Uh-huh. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/23 "2000-03-14T22:11:00Z")
OK, fess up. Who else went to the sites to see if you recognized anybody? * * * [Change Your Password, Please](http://204.95.48.199/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getannounce&ForumNumber=3&Start=2451545.99&End=2451911&Session=2451598.1854) and don’t use HTML, as it has been disabled, but you can learn about superscripts [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000795.html) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/24 "2000-03-14T22:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Fuck 'em. They’re all losers. You know Uncle, you really should up your standards of the people you’ll fuck. 😉 Am I the only one here who thought Kelli was being sarcastic and not serious? At lease I hope so. Oh, and Manny, I didn’t check to see if I knew anyone, I checked to see if I was there. Thank God I didn’t see myself. * * * You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/25 "2000-03-14T22:46:00Z")
A buddy of mine might be doing some time this august for some drug charges (2-5 years)… maybe I should hook him up with one of these sites. Could be fun to buy and sell him… Details magazine did a write up on these places a bit ago. They wrote a bunch of letters to girls and all they got back was requests for money. It’s sad to think that one can’t even find a decent human in a place that is supposed to make people reflect back on what they’ve done wrong and release them into a society ready to embrace them. There is still the curious side of me that wants to write though. I’d only write the ones that said “Yup, I did it.” Which limits me to the prostitutes it looks like. Mabe they’ll give me a discount. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Please hit Ctrl-A I hit Ctrl. Now what, eh? Damn Canadians. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/26 "2000-03-15T00:20:00Z")
Requests for money? I would think requests for cartons of cigarets! [meetaninmate.com](http://meetaninmate.com)? Interesting. Add to Shopping cart? Lets see, I’d like to order two assaults, one felony battery & one conviction for not showing for jury duty. One of the girls there actually wrote this sentence: ’ All’s you have to is write and send photo.’ ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/27 "2000-03-15T01:13:00Z")
I wasnt kidding. I feel truly sorry for these people. Go ahead and stamp sucker on me, but the day I cease to feel pity, just shoot me, I am already dead. That pay-per-address site was really twisted. They have all the women sorted by age and race, and NO MENTION of what they did. Just like a dating site. The one sited in the OP is run by (says so anyway) a reverends wife for the purpose of assisting in the rehabilitation of prisoners. I have read before that the ones with contact to family and friends are better prisoners, take part in more therapy/counselling etc, and generally have a better shot at ‘goodness’ when they get out. I wouldnt suggest that a pen pal can rehabilitate a death row killer, or a pedophile… but I saw ‘Green Mile’ and I watch ‘OZ’ and shitboy did some federal time 10 tears ago, and , well, I feel sorry for them. I think something like this, properly done ca help inmates in a hopeless situation feel a little better. I dont think those ‘but-an-inmate’ ones are any good, but the one in the op seems to be decent enough. flame away ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/28 "2000-03-15T01:51:00Z")
Anyone see “Reindeer Games”? All righty then. . . * * * You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/29 "2000-03-16T06:00:00Z")
I just looked at the site. I gotta say some of those guys have some nice bods!!! * * * You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/30 "2000-03-16T04:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by android209: > **Hey, if you like, you could try [www.findastalker.com](http://www.findastalker.com) instead.** That URL doesn’t work, android. And I was so looking forward to obtaining my own personal stalker, too. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/31 "2000-03-16T04:57:00Z")
**kat** , if you really want one, i’ve got a cute red head for you. really, i’d be glad to let you have him. * * * if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748/32 "2000-03-16T05:18:00Z")
Boy, do kids have it easy these days. Why, when I was in prison, I had to tap on the wall in my cell in morse code to make friends. I had to save my toenail clippings every month to feed some rats so I would have someone to talk to. And when I was in the hole, I all I had was the echoing sound of water dripping to keep me company. I had to ‘accidentally’ drop the soap in the shower so I could hold the hand of the guy anally raping me. No, we didn’t have the ‘internet’ or ‘TV’ or, or… ‘human contact’. This new generation makes me sick! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/www-inmate-com/14748.md?page=1)