# X-men fans: check out these Flash cartoons!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 25, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848 "2005-02-25T09:16:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/1 "2005-02-25T09:16:24Z")

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> **[X-Men: Death Becomes Them](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218160)**
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> The X-Men question the many lives of Magneto and each other

> **[X-Men:Dark Phoenix Rising](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/219810)**
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> Jean is alive again, but this time, she's also evil again.

I’m a relative newcomer to X-men, and even I found them funny. No doubt those in the know will find a lot to laugh about!

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/2 "2005-02-25T10:04:55Z")

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Dood, that was wicked awesome. I loved Wolverine terrible canadian accent…and the fact that he was on every team. Didn’t mention the avengers though.

And when did fishboy die?

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**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/3 "2005-02-25T14:55:07Z")

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Hah! Those were pretty good.

I think Black Tom killed Fishboy a few months ago…

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/4 "2005-02-25T18:28:46Z")

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No specific part was really funny, but the overall situation was hilarious because it is so true.

Funniest (and truest) part: Wolverine being on every team.

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**Author:** ![VanGogh\_sEar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee59a6/32.png) [@VanGogh\_sEar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanGogh_sEar)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/5 "2005-02-25T18:50:17Z")

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Thise made me laugh out loud. I had to fight the urge to go to a comic book store since I’ve been out of the loop for a couple of years. I hear Excalibur is back?

I am such a geek. ☹

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/6 "2005-02-25T20:36:00Z")

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Magneto: “Oh, for Christ’s sake!”

😃

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/7 "2005-02-25T20:40:39Z")

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Great cartoons! Hilarious! But they were talking so fast that I didn’t catch all the dialogue. Has anyone done a transcription? Also when Cyclops is assigning teams, they whizzed by so fast, I didn’t get a good look at all the characters.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/8 "2005-02-25T22:02:49Z")

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> [@VanGogh'sEar](#):
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> I hear Excalibur is back?

Not really. There’s a title called Excalibur but it’s not about the team Excalibur. It’s got Xavier and Magneto and some other people I don’t care about.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/9 "2005-02-26T01:39:00Z")

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Bestest lines:

‘I’ve lost count, eh?’

‘My girlfriend is always all-powerful, evil or dead!’

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/10 "2005-02-26T05:52:11Z")

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“Jubilee will be on the team, but not do or say anything…”

“And team C will…go and have adventures in Europe, or something.”

😃

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**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/11 "2005-02-26T08:21:55Z")

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Is Wolverine really canonically Canadian?

For some reason, I imagined him as Australian. Must be some kind of Hugh Jackman spillover.

Yeessh. Now there’s a mental picture i wish I hadn’t invoked.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/12 "2005-02-26T08:27:57Z")

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> [@Hoops](#):
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> Is Wolverine really canonically Canadian?

Yes. Even in the movies, where he’s played by Jackman, his origin is in Canada.

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**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/13 "2005-02-26T08:29:46Z")

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> [@Hoops](#):
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> Is Wolverine really canonically Canadian?

Yep, he’s been established as Canadian since his first appearance.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/14 "2005-02-26T09:50:31Z")

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> [@cckerberos](#):
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> Yep, he’s been established as Canadian since his first appearance.

In which the _Wendigo_ was featured, a Marvel-ization of a traditional Canadian monster-myth by the same name.

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/15 "2005-02-26T18:43:24Z")

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SHADOWCAT: “I’ve never died!”  
CYCLOPS: “What are you talking about? You died twice.”  
SHADOWCAT: “Do alternate timelines count?”  
WOLVERINE: “…nnnnno.”

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**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/16 "2005-02-26T19:02:13Z")

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> [@Hoops](#):
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> For some reason, I imagined him as Australian.

Maybe you’re thinking of that episode of _Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends_ that guest-starred the X-Men. They gave Wolverine an Australian accent.

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**Author:** ![Lear\_s\_fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/df788c/32.png) [@Lear\_s\_fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lear_s_fool)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/17 "2005-02-27T00:32:39Z")

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> [@Hoops](#):
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> Is Wolverine really canonically Canadian?
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> For some reason, I imagined him as Australian. Must be some kind of Hugh Jackman spillover.

Actually there is a very good reason for this. In addition to the two appearances of the X-men on Spider-Man and his amazing friends there is a television pilot called “Pryd of the X-men” where wolverine has a BAD and I mean \*\* _BAD_ \*\* Australian accent.

“Pryd of the X-men” was done by the same animation studio that did G.I. Joe, Transformers and (as a lady friend pointed out to me) Jem. This pilot featured animation far superior to the fox X-Men series. I watched it with a friend who is a big G.I. Joe and Transforms fan and said Jem fan they both had fun trying to figure out which voice actors where being reused. It’s an interesting and worth while watch for a fan of any of the four franchises

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/18 "2005-02-27T00:48:21Z")

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I liked the part in the first one where Wolvie is talking about the times he’s been killed, but no one is listening to him.

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**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/19 "2005-02-27T01:19:36Z")

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Favorite line:

“All right, team, you’ve heard Beast. Jean has once more turned evil. So we’re just going to have to kill her. Again.”

I loved it. I’m going to go watch it. Again.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-men-fans-check-out-these-flash-cartoons/291848/20 "2005-02-27T06:25:18Z")

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> [@Lear's\_fool](#):
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> “Pryd of the X-men” was done by the same animation studio that did G.I. Joe, Transformers and (as a lady friend pointed out to me) Jem.

And that’s kind of interesting…because, for awhile, Marvel published the G.I. Joe and Transformers comics. AND there were Joe/Transformers and Transformers/Marvel Universe crossovers, in the comics. (Though they’re not “canon” anymore, I don’t think. All the geeky details [here.](http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/circuitb.htm))  
Ranchoth  
(All the geeky details except the hints that the later Transformers seasons, set in the early 21st century, were in the G.I. Joe’s “future” world. But that’s a story for another thread.)
