# X-rated, sleazy computer game **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 11, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245 "2004-12-11T02:15:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/1 "2004-12-11T02:15:57Z")
I have a friend who is… well… to not mince words, he’s kind of a proud pervert. I say it with a chuckle now, although there have been times I have winced (and worse) at some of his comments and exploits. But here we are at Christmas time, and I was thinking it might be fun, in an odd way, to give him a gift that recognizes that aspect of his personality. I was thinking of a computer game. There must be some games that border on the risque, the mature audience. The last time I got into a computer game was Doom 2, so I know nothing about the market these days. I’m looking for recommendations for a risque, adult-themed, perverted computer game. But nothing, if such even exist, that’s outright porno, because (a) that would be weird, and (b) he probably already owns it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/2 "2004-12-11T02:19:15Z")
Have you thought about the Leisure Suit Larry series? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/3 "2004-12-11T02:20:57Z")
Infocom put out a risque/humorous title called “Leather Goddesses of Phobos.” It’s an all-text adventure game, which means very, very old, but he might enjoy it and it’s not porn. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/4 "2004-12-11T04:26:12Z")
I remember seeing a game called _Panty Raider_ in the bargain bin of a computer store. The plot somehow involved aliens and required you to go around stealing women’s underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/5 "2004-12-11T04:33:41Z")
There is [Ultra Vixen II](http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/ultra-vixen-2/) which is a pretty bizarre sexual anime game. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/6 "2004-12-11T04:37:28Z")
Wait! This thread is making me remember my junior high school gaming experiences. There was an _Emmanuel_ game, one called _Sex Vixens from Space_ (you were the pilot of a ship called…wait for it…the Big Thruster). And more that’ll hit me when I get the email back from my friend who had all of these games. I don’t know what formats they were in…he had an Amiga computer at the time (which reminds me…I need to try to find a copy of Phantasy III) ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/7 "2004-12-11T05:19:11Z")
I have the Sims, and they can make out and have sex. I’ve read/heard that in the Sims 2, there are prostitutes. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/8 "2004-12-11T19:15:26Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > There is [Ultra Vixen II](http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/ultra-vixen-2/) which is a pretty bizarre sexual anime game. This sounds perfect. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/9 "2004-12-11T19:19:13Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > I have the Sims, and they can make out and have sex. I’ve read/heard that in the Sims 2, there are prostitutes. Nope. At the most you have sluts, sorry “Romance Aspiration” whose life goal is to sleep with as many people as possible. But they have to fall in love before they can screw so they’re really more like equal opportunity Mormons. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/10 "2004-12-11T20:51:15Z")
Leisure Suit Larry just came out with another game (Magna Cum Laude) featuring Larry’s nephew in college. Haven’t played it yet, but it looks interesting and is only $35 most places. ---
**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/11 "2004-12-11T21:03:34Z")
Check out jlist for a bunch of hentai type games. Pick one that looks interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Coin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Coin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/12 "2004-12-11T21:30:36Z")
Does anyone remember Rodger Ramrod or know where to get it? Think Doom, kind of slower-paced but hilariously pornographic and with more, ahem, natural weapons. ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/13 "2004-12-11T23:00:35Z")
Time to break out the ol’ [Atari.](http://www.classicgaming.com/rotw/custer.shtml) [sub]Warning! The above link contains screen shots of extremely graphic, extremely detailed and lifelike hardcore pornography. Open at your own risk![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/14 "2004-12-12T00:07:06Z")
Here ya go: [Playboy: The Mansion](http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/playboy-the-mansion/?ui=gamefinder) Perfect, but unfortunately for you, not out until January - maybe a birthday gift? Now I must go scrub my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/15 "2004-12-12T02:37:25Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > Infocom put out a risque/humorous title called “Leather Goddesses of Phobos.” It’s an all-text adventure game, which means very, very old, but he might enjoy it and it’s not porn. I played that on my Commodore 64. Not risque at all in the play. It did come with a 3D comic book with the heroine in a bikini, though. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/16 "2004-12-12T15:46:59Z")
There’s the old Spellcasting series, which has fallen into the realm of abandonware. In the first one, it’s possible for your character to die from having too much sex. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/17 "2004-12-12T15:52:53Z")
Uh… well… there’s always www. 3dslut. com. [Remove the spaces. Very, very, very, very NSFW.] You could always buy him a month’s script or whatnot. It… was… rather fun when I had a subscription. And that’s all I’m saying about that. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/18 "2004-12-12T17:32:25Z")
I’ll second the recommendation to check [jlist.com](http://jlist.com). More porn games than you can shake a blood-engorged stick at. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/19 "2004-12-12T18:08:17Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > I have a friend who is… Suuuuure…it’s **always** a friend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245/20 "2004-12-13T05:03:34Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > Uh… well… there’s always www. 3dslut. com. [Remove the spaces. Very, very, very, very NSFW.] You could always buy him a month’s script or whatnot. > > It… was… rather fun when I had a subscription. > > And that’s all I’m saying about that. Um. Wow. I guess I have led a sheltered life. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-rated-sleazy-computer-game/279245.md?page=2)