# X!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 5, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376 "2006-10-05T13:46:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/1 "2006-10-05T13:46:48Z")

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That means “Christ!”. I just thought of it. That should be commonly used internet shorthand for a general exclamation. I’m going to try to shove it into usage (unless it’s already being used, and I’m late…).

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**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/2 "2006-10-05T13:49:08Z")

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and where does that leave those with former spouses, partners, et cetera?

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/3 "2006-10-05T14:09:35Z")

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I don’t think that anyone would ever get it. In Futurama, maybe. They love to say Xmas.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/4 "2006-10-05T14:11:47Z")

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I thought this was a thread about the seminal Los Angeles punk band. I shall now wander off humming “The Have Nots”.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/5 "2006-10-05T14:18:11Z")

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Why not this:†

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/6 "2006-10-05T14:41:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Savannah]  
I thought this was a thread about the seminal Los Angeles punk band.  
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Me too. I’ll have to watch The Unheard Music tonight.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/7 "2006-10-05T14:54:25Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
Why not this:†  
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I can never enunciate the crosspiece correctly.

I’m afraid you will find that **X** is currently the acronym of choice for a certain designer drug, which will render its usefulness as a Christ-referrent somewhat sub-par.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/8 "2006-10-05T15:17:54Z")

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On a related note, I saw one of those Jesus fish things on a car yesterday. Inside the fish it said “n’ chips”. I chortled all the way home.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/9 "2006-10-05T15:46:01Z")

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Where does that leave the **X-Men** and **X Rays** then ?

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/10 "2006-10-05T15:48:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Ethilrist]  
I’m afraid you will find that **X** is currently the acronym of choice for a certain designer drug, which will render its usefulness as a Christ-referrent somewhat sub-par.  
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That’s why I like to call it **e**. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/11 "2006-10-05T15:54:52Z")

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**q:**

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/12 "2006-10-05T16:47:33Z")

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The God formerly known as †?

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/13 "2006-10-05T17:45:59Z")

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I have to give “X!” kudos for subcompactness, but sometimes less is just… less.

Some situations call for nothing less than “Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick!”.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/14 "2006-10-05T17:58:21Z")

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JHX has a sertain TLA charm to it.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/15 "2006-10-05T19:51:41Z")

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Malcom Christ?

Triple Christ Movies?

Christ Marks the Spot?

OMG, what size shirt is that? Jesus it’s a Double Christ.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/16 "2006-10-05T21:05:06Z")

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Jesus F-ing **X**!

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/17 "2006-10-06T03:02:47Z")

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My wife’s brother’s name is Chris, but I like to refer to him as X.

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**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/18 "2006-10-06T03:39:11Z")

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X!={1_2_3\*…\*Christ}?

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/19 "2006-10-06T15:41:10Z")

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[QUOTE=pizzabrat]  
That means “Christ!”.  
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Why not “†!”?

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x/375376/20 "2006-10-06T15:59:18Z")

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[QUOTE=js\_africanus]  
Why not “†!”?  
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Because then when it fell out of favor, we’d have to deal with “the ejaculation formerly known as ‘†’”.

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